So the biggest fake news story out of my very successful and lucrative trip to the Middle East?  Is that where I am?  No wonder it is so hot.  So hot here.  I really hate to sweat because I got to drink some diet coke to replenish all those lost fluids and they just don’t have that here.  They have like, a can that kinda looks like diet coke, but it has some squiggly lines all over it and I can’t be sure that is really diet coke.  I have to wait until someone brings me one from that stupid old smelly Air Force One, that thing is so old and smelly.  I can’t wait until I can start flying around in that ATARI AIR FORCE ONE.  Anyway, the fake news is that I did not drink some coffee that Prince Osama Bin Salmon had served to me.  I just refused to drink it.  Not because it was bad or poisoned.  I am almost sure that the Saudis are my friends?  After all they just bought like $2 billion dollars of my very own Trump branded crypto-currency to buy themselves a piece of the White House (also old and smelly and haunted). BUY $TRUMP!  Why would they poison me?  That doesn’t make any sense, unless they want that money back!  Well they aren’t getting it back.  I have already transferred that into my personal accounts and bathtub.  The real reason is that I don’t drink any coffee unless it is served in my special Donald Trump Presidential Coffee Cup.  That thing is the greatest.  You can buy one for yourself at my MAGAid Store @ http://www.thegreatestgrifteverfuckamerica.gov we have all sorts of cool stuff you can buy, like my special coffee cup.  It’s shaped like my head and everything and you can fill it up and drink right out of it.  Check it out because you get free shipping from China and guess what?  NO TARRIFS!  I personally exempted all of my MAGAid crap from my very successful tariffs that are bringing in millions of dollars from the america people every minute.  I don’t drink anything unless it is out of my head.  Remember to support your favorite President by buying my Trump branded stuff!  I am always for sale!