Things I Thought Up All By Myself

  • January 13, 2026

    ICE FORCE

  • Satirical political cartoon of Donald Trump seated at a desk shaped like an egg carton, signing paperwork while cracked eggs labeled “Civilian,” “Collateral Damage,” and “Due Process” spill beneath him. A speech bubble reads, “You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs,” while an aide stamps a broken egg with “Heroic Response,” emphasizing dark humor about power, accountability, and political spin.
    January 8, 2026

    one Good turn deserves another

  • A satirical cartoon styled like The Beverly Hillbillies shows Donald Trump dressed as a hillbilly patriarch standing on an aircraft carrier labeled “U.S.S. MAGA,” waving and holding a rifle. Around him are caricatured cabinet members dressed in overalls, carrying props like milk cans, cash, and a box labeled “Epstein Files,” with jets taking off behind them and a banner reading “Beverly MAGA-Billies” overhead.
    January 5, 2026

    the ballad of donald trump

  • A cartoonish, over-the-top illustration of Donald Trump dressed as a Hollywood film mogul, wearing oversized sunglasses and a gold-trimmed suit, lounging in a director’s chair marked ‘Executive Producer: ME.’ Behind him, chaotic film-set elements collide: a clapperboard labeled ‘DEI CANCELLED,’ a giant Home Alone poster with Trump’s cameo crudely cut out, a Rush Hour poster showing mismatched actors, and a confused production crew scrambling around piles of money. In the background, storm clouds form the shape of the Hollywood sign while Trump strikes a triumphant pose as if orchestrating the entire mess.
    November 24, 2025

    no business like show business

  • A satirical cartoon illustration of Donald Trump standing on the bow of a ship, holding a banner that mistakenly reads “FASE” instead of “FALSE FLAG.” Behind him, an oversized American flag waves dramatically. The stormy sky is filled with floating symbols like dollar signs, crosses, fast food logos, and soda cans, while cannons on the ship fire out burgers and drinks. In the distance, a small island with a dark structure looms. At the bottom of the ship, a sign reads: “NEW SINGLE RELEASE — FALSE FLAG.”
    September 12, 2025

    false flag

  • September 10, 2025

    the art of the apocalypse

  • A satirical movie-poster-style illustration parodying a James Bond film. Donald Trump is depicted in a tuxedo as James Bond, holding a golden gun, while Melania Trump stands beside him in a glamorous pose. In the background, the Epstein private jet flies across a fiery sky. The title "Octopussy" is humorously reimagined in bold spy-movie typography, with ornate, over-the-top styling to match the vintage poster aesthetic.
    September 9, 2025

    secret asset man

  • A cartoon-style illustration of Donald Trump dressed in a secret agent disguise, complete with trench coat and sunglasses, standing in front of the U.S. Capitol while holding a giant magnifying glass. Behind him, a confused congressman labeled “Mike Johnson” points at Trump as if revealing his “undercover agent” identity, while exaggerated file folders marked FBI, DOJ, and CIA spill across the scene.
    September 8, 2025

    the real kasnov, it was me after all ALWAYS WAS

  • A satirical digital illustration in cartoon style shows a puppet-like caricature of former President Donald Trump with exaggerated features, strings attached like a marionette, and the bold text “LAND OF DELUSION” displayed above him.
    August 27, 2025

    land of delusion

  • A satirical cartoon shows Donald Trump as a circus ringmaster in a red coat and top hat, standing in the center ring of a chaotic “flag circus.” Around him, American flags flap like trained animals performing tricks, clowns juggle tiny flags, and the crowd cheers wildly. The exaggerated scene pokes fun at Trump’s obsession with patriotism and flag worship.
    August 26, 2025

    no flag left behind

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Things I Thought Up All By Myself

Musings of Donald Trump as overheard by his coffee cup.

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