My DUI hire, see what I did there, I am so clever and handsome.  My DUI hire, Drinky Pete, made a boo-boo.  Oh well these things happen.  You know, once I left out the launch codes to all our missile cylos on the 6^th hole green at Mar-a-LOG-O.  I was using it to mark my ball position and just forgot it.  One of my SS agents saw it and grabbed it.  Thank elon, because I needed those codes to mark my next ball drop.  That hole, man it is a tricky one.  It’s a PAR 4 for a reason.  There is a huge water hazard that takes up most of the leg.  The green is tricky.  I really designed that hole to really challenge anyone who plays on it.  Why did I make that hole so hard?  Who cares that he accidently hit “invite all” to his signal chat room.  It could have happened to anybody.  Not everyone is a certified computer genius like Barron is.  The part this I don’t like is that Drinky Pete appears to have a lot of failing liberal fake news people on his phone.  That is the part that I don’t like, no sir, I don’t like it at all.  Why would he even have that wrestler Goldberg in his phone anyway?  That guy hasn’t wrestled for a few years now.  I got to get my weave going, and I’m not talking about my hair this time.

Transparacy!  I am the most transparent president ever.  You know that I am so transparent with everyone, especially Putin!  He sees right through me.  I released the files on what’s his name and JFK!  Me, not Biden!  Drinky Pete inviting this guy into the chat.  That was totally on purpose you know.  We were trying a new pilot program that we randomly just add a media person into a highly sensitive and classified discussions because I feel that we should be sharing all this information with the public.  We can’t just broadcast our intentions to everyone though, we have to be focused on just one person to do the reporting.  That is why I selected Goldberg.  That one time he got his ankle shattered by Baustista and went on to defeat him like a week later even though his ankle had been broken in 24 places by a folding chair.  Just inspiring, so inspired. Coming back from a career ending injury in the squared circle.  That is why he got in.  It was not a mistake after all.  Also, this was all Biden’s fault.