Right now we are letting people get green cards for nothing right?  It doesn’t cost anything so all we get are poor people from shithole countries.  We need to change that right away and start charging for these cards, but I still want to keep those poor people from shithole counties getting into MY country.  You know, America used to say “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”  Well I say keep them you shithole countries.  I only want the richest and the most corrupt!  Those are my kind of people.  I only want immigration that happens if someone can pay my price and I have set that price at a big 5 smackers.  That is $5 million dollars to you poor people.  We rich white folks call 5 million 5 smackers like you poor people call 5 bucks 5 smackers because a million dollars to us is like 1 dollar to you.  See why rich people are better than you.

This golden card scheme is one of the best I have ever come up with.  No other country has ever tried it before, discovered that it only brings in criminals and problems, and then shut the program down.  No country has ever done it.  The UK never tried it and stopped it.  It takes a real visionary like me to see that if you charge a lot of money to effectively buy citizenship then you only get the best.  I don’t care how someone made their money.  If they want to pay my price to get a nice shiny gold card to become a citizen of America then I am all for it.  You get the best if you charge a lot of money for it.  Also, it is FAKE NEWS that I won’t get a lot of people to buy into this.  I already have a list of 250000 people that have applied for this!  Don’t pay attention to the fact that the applications aren’t even live yet!  FAKE NEWS!  I personally have talked to these 250000 people and can say that they are a very lovely pool of applicants that we want in the country.  They are not drug dealers, mafia, Russian oligarchs, corrupt politicians, terrorists, Vladimir Putin or Kim-Jong Un.  NO WAY ROCKETMAN!  It is also fake news that most people that could even afford a $5 million buy in already are citizens of the America.  You know, in fact, I think that 250000 number is actually more people than actually have the means to pay for my gold card from outside the country.  I told that JP Vance that 250000 was too big a number!  He told me that it was fine to say and I believed him.  Damn it!  Anyway, there will be plenty of enemy state sponsored people that will be given the money just to get into the country and buy citizenship.  As long as I get that 5 smackers, who cares!  This plan is totally fool proof and will bring a lot of money into the country, just like my tariffs!