This weekend some VERY BAD and NO GOOD FAKE NEWS has been gaining traction.  This news is SO FAKE and BAD.  These are words that I don’t like.  The FAKE NEWS that I want to PUT TO BED LIKE RIGHT NOW is that somehow I am a secret soviet agent that has been actively working against the america.  This is an OUTRAGE!  I have never even been to Russia or the Soviet Union ever before in my life.  There are no documented reports that I have ever been in Russia, Soviet or Democratic at any time.  All other first person testimony, claims, photos, news reports, or even my own statements are 100% FAKE and MANUFACTURED by the DEEP STATE to discredit me.  I have NEVER been a foreign agent in collusion with a hostile state to change american foreign policy.  This has never happened.  FAKE NEWS!  It is also just a conwinceadince that I am NOT totally in favor of all Russian ideals, policies, and leaders and after my visit to the Russia in 1987, THAT NEVER HAPPENED, put out several full page ads in the New York Times and other high profile newspapers FAKE NEWS! about how we should be supporting the Soviet Union’s goals and not keeping them down. I am also NOT totally in love with my buddy Vladimir Putin. We have HAVE NOT been best buds for several years.  He DOES NOT have any incriminating evidence that keeps me under his thumb.  I have NOT even visited him in Moscow several times to discuss many different issues at his villa and Super Yacht.  I wish I still had a Super Yacht.  I used to have one, you know.  It was much nicer than Putin’s though.  This is an example of just how good of a businessman I am.  I bought this really great yacht for $30 million dollars from some broke Saudi.  I think he was like the Donald Trump of Saudi Arabia or something and completely overhauled it.  Gilded everything in gold.  It was called the Trump Princess.  Maybe the Princess Trump?  Princess Cruise Lines? Something like that.  Anyway, I spent another $50 million on getting the thing outfitted with enough gold that it barely could float then I went and sold it for $19 million dollars when my daddy said he couldn’t keep pouring money into some dumb dinghy.  Can you believe how I made out on that deal?  $19 million dollars is a huge win!  You know, it just happens that I really like what they are doing over there in Russia and think that if we applied some of that good old Russian know-how over here in america we would be much better off.

It is also totally FAKE NEWS that Ivana’s dad was some KGB informer and he had all sorts of dirt on me so the KGB could run me as an operative.  I also DO NOT have any ties to Russian Mafia!  That is totally false and none of this has ties to the Russian interference case when I was running for president in 2020.  NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT! I totally did not have code name or anything.  If I did have a code name it would be much cooler than KRASNOV.  FAKE NEWS!