When I look around this crummy city.  Washington DC, I mean, not my beautiful Mar-A-Log-O.  This city is a dump.  Let me tell you.  Too much old history here, too much that doesn’t include me.  This place needs some snazzing up.  We need more DJT in our capitol.  I was just telling Malona, right after she just got back from her straw conference with Gabin over in California.  Which was a huge success.  Gavin has completely given up on paper straws.  What can I tell you?  My wife is a very skilled diplomat. 

I was looking around this city and just looking and I am seeing a bunch of statues and memorials that seem to celebrate people I have never heard of, but here they are getting statues and stuff.  I had a statue once!  It was gold and I think I was in some underwear or something.  Why is that not on permanent display in the capitol?  This is an outrage!  The democrats are purposely keeping me from cementing my legacy like other great presidents, like Tariff Mt. McKinley.  He is the one that my beloved tariffs, that solve all problems, was named after.  You see any memorials to that guy?  NO!  Democrats!  So I don’t want to fund these myself.  I don’t even pay taxes!  Why should I have to fund my own memorial(s)?  That is an outrage!  My buddy Leon is saving all sorts of money with his DODGE cuts.  I should just siphon some of those funds to pay for my statues.  You know, Instead of building a new memorials I think I should just repurpose ones that are already built.  Just like when I used to take daddys old slum buildings and renovate them into new high end apartments.  If the bones are okay he used to say, why tear it down.  Build over them!  Here are a few examples that I can start with.

The Trump Memorial – So I am thinking about taking out that Lincoln guy in the memorial and putting myself there.  In fact, that Lincoln guy.  No one knows who he was?  I think he was like the 2^nd President or something cause they are always saying his name along with George Cherry Tree Washington and I an almost certain he was the first president.  By the way, NOT ELECTED.  Anyway he was in much better shape than I am.  Not that I am not unhealthy!  I am the fittest president ever due to all my diet coke (hot or cold) consumption.  Maybe we just cut the head off and put mine up there.  Not my real head, but a plaster copy or something.

Trump’s Pole – There is like this big white pointy thing just kinda sitting right in the middle of the city.  I am thinking that I should just throw my name on there.  I don’t even think that it is a memorial to anyone.  I think it was just a tall weathervane or something.  Anyway, say hello to Trump’s Pole!

The Trump Memorial to the Border Wall – So there is this really nice park that has this black wall right in the middle of it.  There are a bunch of names carved into it.  Who are these people?!  Chumps and losers I think.  You know I only like winners and all the names on this wall died or something.  Losers, with a capital L.  I think my concept of the Southern Border Wall deserves a memorial in Washington.  Since Mexico paid for the first wall, I think that it is fitting that they pay for the memorial too.  Anyway, I envision that we fill in all the names of those wartime losers and paint that thing up like a chain link fence.  There are already a lot of statues of people with guns around that park.  We paint them up like border patrol agents and move them to the wall.  Art imitates life in this case!

Trump Day – My birthday is not celebrated enough I think.  Melona can never make it and the kids are too busy.  I think that it would be better if everyone in the country is mandated, just like I have a mandate from all my beautiful MAGA supports.  They are a lovely people.  To celebrate my birthday.  Which by the way is on some worthless federal holiday call Flag Day.  Who even celebrates Flag Day?  A day to honor the American flag?  That has to be a deep state concept.  We already have the day off, so why not just make for me instead?  That seems to be a way better use of the holiday then celebrating some dumb flag.