The most perfect book ever written, better than that bible I keep hearing about

Daily writing prompt

If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

This is an easy one. It would be called The Donald J Trump by Donald J Trump. With the subtitle, How to Win Friends and Influence People who Believe that Chicken Soup is Good for Men that are from Mars and Women from Venus with the Art of the Deal. That is the most perfect title ever. Let me tell you it is already a best seller, and I haven’t even had it ghost written yet. I wonder if I could get the James Patterson to ghost write this for me? That would great! He is like a best selling author or something. I saw a lot of his movies before I decided to cut DEI from the government. Now I can’t watch any movies with black actors in them. I was really looking forward to the next Alan Kriss-Kross movie. Let me tell you, cutting DEI is really hurting me more than it is hurting anyone else. You know how many minorities are in the movies now. My movie nights have been pretty much spoiled.

8 responses to “The most perfect book ever written, better than that bible I keep hearing about”

noga noga

February 17, 2025 at 9:12 pm

If I were Donald Trump would I send you a plan to upgrade your site? Have you subscribed to my site, Mr. President?

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1. Donald Trump’s Coffecup
  
  February 17, 2025 at 9:32 pm
  
  Since I am already the most handsome, healthiest and beautiful man in the world I have not subscribed to your my-health-and-beauty.com maybe Malona has? I will definably tell Elon about it though. He is not as good looking as me.
  
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  1. noga noga
    
    February 17, 2025 at 9:37 pm
    
    Oh you’re kidding Mr. President Donald Trump Tell Malona Mona Salaam I shared your site
    
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noga noga

February 17, 2025 at 9:13 pm

Welcome to my site noga noga

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noga noga

February 17, 2025 at 9:38 pm

And I asked them to collect donations to buy an upgrade plan for your site Donald I like your good looks and your humor

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1. Donald Trump’s Coffecup
  
  February 17, 2025 at 9:58 pm
  
  My site is already the most perfect site on the internet. I am not sure how it could ever be upgraded. I have the most perfect posts and pictures. They are way better than Gavin’s or Kamamala’s websites.
  
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  1. noga noga
    
    February 17, 2025 at 10:05 pm
    
    There are promotions, ask the first lady Malona. I shared your site, although I am not sure I am talking to President Trump. It is strange that he appears with us poor like this. Do not get angry, I am joking with you.
    
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noga noga

February 17, 2025 at 10:07 pm

I bought an upgrade it’s cheap only $300 I was tired of that upgrade even paying in dollars thank you so much for your patience

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