Things I Thought Up All By Myself

  • A satirical political cartoon shows a Florida-style detention camp surrounded by swampy water, patrolled by alligators instead of guards. In the background, tents labeled "Alligator Alcatraz" house detained figures behind barbed wire. A smug-looking politician in a red tie watches from a golden desk labeled "TRUMP PHONE Command Center," with a giant red button under glass. Merchandise like “I FED THE 'GATORS” shirts are for sale nearby, and surveillance drones hover above.
    July 8, 2025

    gators, phones, and deportations

  • A satirical political cartoon depicts a smug, blond-haired politician in a gold-trimmed pulpit that merges with a government podium, symbolizing the collapse of church and state separation. Behind him, a massive flaming cross looms while protest signs reading "Burn the Witches" and "White & Right" are waved by a crowd of faceless supporters. In the background, a torn U.S. Constitution smolders, and diverse religious symbols are crossed out, highlighting rising theocratic nationalism.
    July 2, 2025

    church or state?

  • A satirical political cartoon shows a blonde, exaggeratedly smug politician standing behind a podium shaped like a baby bottle, decorated with stars and stripes. He proudly holds a gold "Motherhood Medal" in one hand while gesturing dramatically with the other. Behind him, large propaganda-style posters promote slogans like “Make More Babies!” and “Tariffs for Toddlers!” A cheering crowd of stylized citizens watches, with confetti falling and a banner that reads “Baby Boom 2.0.” The scene is vibrant, colorful, and vintage in tone, with over-the-top patriotic and absurdist elements.
    June 27, 2025

    make babies, not sense

  • A satirical illustration of Donald Trump standing triumphantly at a golden podium labeled “Noble Piece Prize,” surrounded by fireworks and piles of gold medals. Behind him, cartoonish explosions erupt in distant countries labeled “Irap” and “Holyland.” Trump is smiling proudly, holding a peace dove in one hand and a detonator in the other, with the slogan “Piece Through Strength” glowing in bold neon letters above.
    June 25, 2025

    noble kombat

  • Me, in the big war room, ready to save the world AND stay hydrated. Pushed the most beautiful button. Might’ve launched a strike or just ordered a Coke. Either way—leadership!
    June 23, 2025

    diet coke and destruction

  • A satirical illustration of Donald Trump dressed in an oversized, decorated military uniform, seated proudly atop a toy-like tank labeled “TRUMP FORCE ONE.” The background shows a peaceful suburban neighborhood, with confused onlookers watching as confetti and miniature drones fly overhead. A banner on the tank reads “Mission Accomplished (Eventually).” To the side, a tipsy man labeled “Drinky Pete” waves a Greenland flag while holding invasion blueprints upside-down. The image parodies a self-important military display in a non-combat setting.
    June 12, 2025

    operation nothing

  • A satirical image of Donald Trump riding atop a golden tank labeled "TRUMP DAY" during a fictional "Peace Day Parade." He is dressed in a formal suit, with fireworks in the sky spelling out celebratory themes. The tank is flanked by uniformed officers in riot gear labeled "PEACE" and "ICE," forcibly controlling a crowd in the background. American flags and grandiose pageantry contrast with the authoritarian imagery.
    June 11, 2025

    just a little peace and quiet

  • remember deplorable express? now meet the deportation express!
    June 10, 2025

    MY STRUGGLE with PROTESTORS

  • law, I am da law
    June 9, 2025

    ICE DOESNT MELT

  • "When your list of loyal appointees is shorter than your attention span."
    June 6, 2025

    i want to appoint the very best

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Things I Thought Up All By Myself

Musings of Donald Trump as overheard by his coffee cup.

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