Things I Thought Up All By Myself

  • August 19, 2025

    when I think about myself, I paint myself

  • Cartoon of Trump and Gavin Newsom caught in a tornado of tweets inside a courtroom, symbolizing a satirical battle over stolen posts.
    August 18, 2025

    copying is the sincerest form of flattery

  • A political cartoon showing Donald Trump riding in a luxury golf cart toward a pristine green, swinging a golden golf club, while ignoring a group of homeless people crowded under makeshift tents labeled ‘Trumpville.’ The backdrop includes Mar-a-Lago–style buildings, oversized dollar bills blowing in the wind, and a billboard proclaiming ‘1500% Job Growth!’ in exaggerated, carnival-like lettering.
    August 12, 2025

    fore the homeless

  • A vibrant, exaggerated political cartoon featuring Donald Trump asleep at a podium with painted eyes on his eyelids. Behind him, a wall of absurd trophies labeled with phrases like "FIFI Winner," "Ozempic Champion," and "Greatest President Ever" gleam under spotlights. The Gold Ambush Office is decked out with fast food wrappers, golf clubs, and a hydrobaric sleep chamber in the corner. In the background, a TV flashes a screaming Rachel Maddow while tweets explode out of a phone hovering beside him.
    August 6, 2025

    winning in my sleep

  • A cartoon-style digital illustration shows former President Donald Trump proudly unveiling a gaudy, ultra-modern concrete patio where the traditional White House Rose Garden used to be. Trump stands center stage in a suit with a red tie, arms wide in triumph, while behind him MAGA-themed pop-up tents offer merchandise like hats and T-shirts with signs reading “50% OFF” and “EVERYTHING MUST GO.” In the background, someone resembling Don Jr. is awkwardly stepping in a pile of poop with a confused expression. The scene is exaggerated and absurd, filled with red, white, and blue decorations and overly commercial elements, satirizing Trump's priorities and personality.
    July 31, 2025

    roses smell like poop

  • A cartoon-style illustration features a caricature of Donald Trump standing at a podium labeled “SAVE THE WHALES (AND MAYBE BIRDS).” Behind him, wind turbines loom ominously, with exaggerated swooping blades. Several confused-looking birds and a startled whale appear in the background. Trump gestures emphatically with both hands, wearing a suit and a red tie, his hair exaggerated in classic cartoon fashion. The scene humorously satirizes his opposition to wind energy and exaggerated environmental claims.
    July 30, 2025

    save the whales and forget about epstein

  • A political cartoon illustration shows three prominent figures in exaggerated caricature. On the left, a character resembling Donald Trump gestures animatedly, pointing toward a sign that reads “Obiden.” In the center, a character stylized to resemble Vladimir Putin stands with arms crossed, wearing a dark suit and sunglasses. On the right, a character resembling Barack Obama smirks while wearing a suit and red tie. The scene suggests a satirical conspiracy, implying Obama is secretly aligned with Russian interests. The background features American and Russian iconography, heightening the political tension and absurdity.
    July 23, 2025

    the real kasnov, it wasn’t me after all, NEVER WAS

  • Donald Trump scribbling in chalk as Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings.
    July 18, 2025

    scribbles and doodles

  • A satirical cartoon illustration of a smug, exaggerated political figure with styled blonde hair and a red tie, standing proudly in a luxurious office. He is surrounded by piles of bizarre “gifts,” including a wrestling championship belt, a medal stuffed in his pocket, a talking bear wearing sunglasses, and a golden trophy labeled “FILA.” The décor is lavish and over-the-top, with golden furniture and a giant portrait of himself hanging on the wall. A confused aide peeks in from a doorway holding paperwork.
    July 15, 2025

    the art of the gift

  • A cartoon-style illustration features two animated characters reminiscent of the Terrance and Phillip style from South Park. One character has a round orange face, exaggerated blond hair, and wears an orange shirt with a large white "T" on it. The other has a pale face, thin white hair, and wears a blue shirt with a large white "B" on it. Both characters have flapping heads and simple dot eyes, standing against a bright, flat-colored background with bold, playful lines.
    July 10, 2025

    blame biden!

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Things I Thought Up All By Myself

Musings of Donald Trump as overheard by his coffee cup.

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