So all the little childrens who love ICE have been saying they want to play with the ICE instead of Cabbage Patch Kids or Go-Bots. So I have come up with some concepts for the childrens to nag their parents for. These are top quality folks! Concept 1000% created in the america. You haven’t seen a concept of an action figure until you have seen my newest additions to MAGAid webstore! ICE FORCE ACTION DOLLS! Get them at http://www.thegreatestgrifteverfuckamerica.gov Very affordable and NO TARRIFFS EVER when you buy from me, I mean, MAGAid. Be sure to buy these dolls for the low low price of $69.69 each. You see how affordable they are? You could even buy little Billy or Sally or whatever a couple of them for Christmas or birthday even? I am planning on really expanding these exciting ICE FORCE ACTION DOLLS. I think I might have a franchise on my hands here folks!

First up is my man, SUPER SOILDER #1 “Drinky” Pete Hegseth. Can you believe the detail on this? REAL DRINKING ACTION! I personally don’t partake, despite the many lies of NYC bartenders and photographs of me drinking. FAKE NEWS! Check out those realistic White Nationalist Tattoos. IT’S SO REAL.

My number #1 girl. The ICE BARBIE herself. Look at those accessories! Both of them! Unbelievable! I am a little surprised that she did not come with a rifle and dog (with dying action), but hey, maybe those will be included in her optional playset, “Huntin’ Down on the Farm”.

Next up is my personal favorite. Mr. Dr. Anti-VaXXXer. I love that dead bear and he even has the needle accessory that they use to pump that life giving juice into my hands.

I am not sure who this is? Why did we give her an action figure? Anyone? Hello?

We can’t forget Little Marco. You see that note he passed to me just the other day, or last year? I don’t really remember, but then I embarrassed him buy like reading it out loud? That is why is secret action is NOTE PASSING ACTION. I think that is the only action he can get. HaHa! Gotta love Little Marco.

Finally, the best for last. Me. Your glorious leader of the ICE FORCE in all my glory. I can’t wait until my NOT optional playsets get concepted. There are going to be so many. The Gold Ambush Office playset, the ATARI AIR FORCE 1 playset, the GOLF COURSE playset, the NIGHT OF RUSSIAN DUBAUCHERY playset that has me under the thumb of President Putin. It’s all there folks! GO ICE FORCE! And I’ll form the head!