You know, there is a word that I don’t like.  You know the word?  Surprisingly enough it isn’t one that I invented somehow.  It is called separation. You know.  Christians, they love that religion of theirs.  Evangelicals, totally fanaticals!  That is like a catch-phrase that I just made up.  White-nationalistic evangelical christians are like totally my base.  I don’t understand why?  I am the least god fearing and christian guy out there.  I even have to wear like special protective clothes and shoes just to enter a church or I would instantly burst into flame.  It is that bad.  That is why I am so confused as to why these christians love me unconditionally.  I guess it is because I am a do as I say and not a do as I do kind of guy or maybe because, hey, jesus he knows me and he knows I’m right.  Sometimes I hear about how they compare me to some bigwig in the bible… God, I think.  Anyway he was like a huge sinner but jesus loved him because like although he killed every first born son in Pryamidland and maybe ate them, he was doing it in the name of christianity, which is good, I think.  Anyway, they eat up anything I say, just like those babies, and just ignore everything unmoral I have ever done.  Totally baffling! 

Anyway, I have to throw a bone (from eaten babies? Not sure) to these people every once in a while just to get them to keep supporting me.  So like how I really REALLY hate that separation of powers that those loser founding fathers thought up to keep me from becoming a king, they also felt like they needed to mess with my biblical blowhard base too!  What were these guys, like psycho or something?  It’s like they had like some kind of idea that I would come along and try to dismantle democracy or something.  Anyway, white-nationalistic evangelical christians don’t like democracy either because there is something called the separation of church and state that keeps the state outta that olde time religion and religion out of the state.  Like totally separate.  But the chosen base, they want the america to be…

1. White
2. Christian

Which, due to DEI, is not what we have.  We have all kinds of religion and stuff in the america.  Somehow we have freedom of religion here, another total miss by the founding fathers.  So I need these people to support me and I just I have to throw those baby bones and lie to them that I am all for getting rid of that separation of church and state which is like in the constitution.  Luckily I don’t have to do anything about it other than just say I totally support a monarchical theocracy that puts white-nationalistic evangelical christians first and allow them to BURN ALL THE WHICHES!  BURN THEM!  BURN THEM UP!  And I’ll be there, waving the matchbook, making the america white and bright again to keep them voting for me! Win-Win again!