You know.  There is no one more noble than I am.  That is why I can’t understand why they, everyone, is trying to keep me from getting a noble prize.  That would be the ultimate cap to an already super winning and successful 2^rd presidency.  Should have been 3!  Damned Cancer Joe steeling my election!  STOP THE STEEL!  Anyway, no one else in the entire world has done more for piece, no one.  I even made up this term that I am using all of the time.  Piece through Strength!  Or was that Strength through Piece?  Anyway, I made that up all by myself.  That is how much of a genius I am.  I did not get that phrase from the Evil Decepticon Leader, Megatron.  His motto, according to his super-secret spec sheet, is Peace through Tyranny!  See, totally different.  I like his more, but for some reason the people of the america apparently don’t like tyrants or tyranny.  I like those concepts and really wish I could be part of that world, but denied.  SAD. 

Anyway, you know back to being noble.  So I really want that prize.  You get all sorts of money, which I love, and a gold metal that I also will love.  I really want to have that metal to put in the Gold Ambush Office.  You know what I say,  All that glitters is always gold.  I came up with that two.  I am the best at making folksy phrases!  Makes me seem more in touch with the poors, you know.  I just had a super successful piece treaty that I brokered between Irap and the Holyland.  They were getting in a little bit of tussle over there and I decided to bomb the hell out of Irap and force them to kiss and make up with Israel.  Super successful.  They love each other now.  It’s just like that documentary, Moral Kombat that I saw one night.  You know, Scorpion and Ice-Man.  Deadliest of enemies, but slaves under my control.  That is what that guy, Sing Song, in the documentary said.  That is totally like how I see Irap and Holyland, slaves under my control and bombers.  That alone should have gotten me that piece prize.  This whole piece through strength is just like me bombing the fuck out of places to force those lesser countries to do what I want.  I love bombing stuff for piece.  You can’t have piece unless you’re willing to explode it into people!  It makes me feel like a winner.  That is another thing I have in common with the noble piece prize.  That Alfonzo guy who invented the Noble Piece Prize also invented TNT!  He loved blowing stuff up two!  Maybe I should get him on the line and tell him look, Alfonzo, we both love blowing stuff up. You give me the Noble Piece Prize, and I give you naming rights to Greenland after I invade it. Total win-win. But you gotta call it Trumpland. Non-negotiable.