So there is another fake news story going around that I am a TACO.  Do you know what means?  I sure as hell didn’t.  I got ambushed by some fake news reporter saying that the markets are rebounding because of TACO.  So I am standing there wondering just what the hell lunch has to do with markets, unless, she was talking about buying lunch at a market!  Now that makes sense, but NO.  Apparently TACO means Trump Always Chickens Out!  This is an OUTRAGE!  I drafted a decree outlawing anyone saying the word TACO to me and signed it right away because I can’t handle even the slightest insult.  I have thin skin you know.  SO, then I had to end that news conference where I was talking up my very big and beautiful BIG AND BEAUITIFUL TAX BILL and where this Lois Lane brings up lunch and puts a downer on my mood.  I was in a rare good one because of the lambasting that I have been giving Harvard recently, they will regret not accepting any Trump into their old and smelly school!  Rejecting Barron was the last straw!  Now I’m in the fight to win!  The ole’ one-too!  Stick and move!  Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.  That is what my old boxing trainer Doc Louis said to me back when I won the golden gloves in my high school days.  Little Don they used to call me.  Once I punched out this magic guy who could like teleport around the ring you just had to watch his hat for a little gem to flash and make your move.  UPPERCUT!  I think he was deported back to Pakaindia or something.  You try to prove it didn’t happen!  You can’t!  I burned down the schools records buildings 20 years ago.  A mysterious fire broke out in the “T” filing cabinet.  All those “T” records lost to time and fire now.  You know what else starts with “T” TACO!  I hate TACOES now!!  Remember that campaign picture where I was wolfing down a TACO and the caption was that I loved TACOES to try to get those dumb illegals immigrants to vote for me?  Remember that? Here it is in case you forgot.

Well I never liked TACOES after all and now you are getting deported or dumped out of an airplane over the Gulf of America.  BYE BYE!  So anyway, like this TACO term was coined by the market watchers or maybe r/wallstreetbets on the Reddit.  You know I really love those guys over there, except now I hate them.  DIAMOND HANDS BABY!  That is what I am doing with my super popular (and not at all a front for allowing illegals donations to my campaign and personal accounts to allow people to buy me and the Presidency) $TRUMP meme coins!  I’m holding on to those with my diamond hands, at least until I decide to drop them all and make a bundle from a bunch of saps who don’t know they are buying literally nothing.  Anyway, I don’t chicken out!  I am like that Marty McMoth that gets all angry when someone says chicken to him.  I start to hulk out and just become more entrenched in my beliefs.  I’ll eat those TACOES and shit tariffs!  Then I will flush those tariffs down the toilet when someone just barely puts some pressure on me.  You know, I have a very specific goal for my big beautiful tariffs and if I abruptly end them or lower them or pause them it is all part of my concept.  I am definitely not caving under pressure from anyone up to and including Elon Musk, all those $TRUMP coin holders, the major stock markets, my own family, the GOP, Ronald McDonald or anyone.  This is all covered under my concept of Trumpflation and the art of the deal!  NO MORE TACOES!!!!