So my latest scheme to bypass that lousy Gordita Supreme is to just load people onto planes and just lose the plane.  Seems pretty fool proof if you ask me.  For some reason, that Gordita Supreme thinks that they can just order me around with like their injunctions or whatever they are called!  Court orders?   You know, I have been doing a lot of things with planes lately.  Like I complain that Boring can’t make any planes for me to use.  You know I commissioned new AIR FORCE ONES like before I had the election STOLEN FROM ME BY THAT SENILE OLD CANCER JOE.  Oh, was that too soon?  Not sorry.  That Cancer Joe cost me like 4 years of being the President of america.  Can you imagine just how much I could have gotton done with another 4 years?  4 more beautiful fun filled years as the most beloved and smartest President?  Anyway, Boring had all that time and couldn’t get a plane or 2 made for me.  Now I had to get Atari to donate a plane for me to use and everyone is up in arms about that.  I am so tired of hearing questions about that flying harem.  It’s mine, I earned it, deal with it.  You know how much shit I have to put up from cong-dress and the gordita court.  I earned that kickback. 

So now I am just losing people.  You know, there was another great leader that lost people on planes two.  He was another great leader that I greatly respect.  Juan Padron from that great state of Argentina.  Maybe that will be our 52^nd state or something?  He was one for the books.  You know, just like me, he was President, and then was reelected again and then again!  Completely free and fair elections.  Like 3 times!  Can you believe it?  That is exactly what I want to do.  It makes me feel better when someone else did what I want to do.  Gives me hope that I can do that to.  Anyway, this guy, he loved beautiful women, just like I do.  He was married to a model even!  ME TOO!  And married multiple times!  Just like me!!  I am pretty sure that if he was still around in the 1980’s he would have been a good friend of myself and Jeff Epstein.  Not sure why that is, just get a funny feeling we would all be like best buds.  Anyway so this great leader also helped a bunch of persecuted oppressed people from their homeland.  Just like I am doing with those great afrikkkaners.  People accused them of being white supremacists and started to hunt them down over there, uh, wherever they came from.  Anyway, Padron helped a bunch of Germans flee after Saving Private Ryan so they wouldn’t be persecuted so bad.  But he had his problems too.  All the collage people, they hated him.  He dismissed like so many professors and deans and stuff.  I’m trying, trying so hard.  But he mostly had problems with the commies trying to come in and get rid of him.  He showed them though.  You see, what he would do is load those people onto planes and fly them like high up, give them a ride.  Then he would just lose them.  You know, lose them out of the plane.  I personally believe a lot or all of them jumped out of the plane on their own because they didn’t want to be relocated to Uganda or something.