I just got the coolest gift ever.  You want to guess what it is?  You’ll never guess!  A PLANE!  Can you believe it?  I was shopping around building a new Trump branded golf course that I could win many tournaments at and was looking around and looking around.  You know, these countries.  Other than the america, they want a Trump branded golf course.  So that gives me a lot of power, because I will be stiffing a lot of construction crews during the building process.  So this new golf course would be about $5.5B and that is B with a billion dollars’ worth of construction and investment.  Guess who gave me the biggest bribe ever to build over there?  You’ll never guess?  ATARI!  You know, that middle eastern country that I used to call a haven for terrorists?  Remember when I said that?  Back in 2017 I think I said that . . .

“The nation of Qatar, unfortunately, has historically been a funder of terrorism at a very high level,” Trump said, echoing an allegation the Saudi-led group has used to justify cutting diplomatic ties to the tiny gas-rich kingdom. “We have to stop the funding of terrorism.”

I don’t remember saying this, but you know what? Atari wasn’t giving me a whole airplane then!  Now I am getting a whole airplane from them.  Turns out there wasn’t any terries over there after all.  It was just a huge miss-understanding.  Pam Blondie has told me personally that Atari doesn’t have the terries.  And she is like my attorney in law or something so it has to be true.  She loves the Atari’s!  Can’t get enough of those Atari’s, like she has $100,000 dollars worth of reasons per month to recommend them!  This plane, it has it all!  I am going to use it instead of that crusty old Air Force One that Boring can’t get the new one completed for me.  You know that Air Force One that I fly on?  It’s like older than me and was designed and built by the Wright Brothers or something.  I am saving the taxpayers so much money for this plane.  Now Boring doesn’t have to like finish the plane or anything.  We just got a free one from Atari!  There is no way that it has any bad stuff on it like how to track my movements or listen in on TOP SECRET meetings between me and the stewardess’ on the NEW ATARI AIR FORCE ONE!  I get just so pumped about having this new Palace of the Sky!  You know it has like a hot tub and everything!  You thought Jeff Epstein’s plane was fancy with it’s massage tables?  You haven’t seen anything!  This thing comes with a whole harem!  Now you know those libs are trying again to keep me down.  ETHICS and CORRUPTION they say!  I say DEEP STATE!  They don’t want to save the America taxpayers money to fly me back and forth to my golf resorts.  They want to just keep spending money on Boring to build the planes here in the america and keep the america people employed.  Why bother!  I JUST GOT A WHOLE NEW JET!  Saving money!  That is what I am all about!  Of course, when and if I stop becoming the President of the america then I am just going to take the plane with me.  If was my bribe after all, not the people of the america’s bribe.  My kickback, MINE!