You know, the old Trumpster always plays it fast and loose.  Weather I want to obey the law or not.  Tariffs being applied or not applied.  Don’t want to commit to any 1 thing.  That is how they trap you.  You set something firm, then they can hold it to you.  Of course sometimes I have to say something concrete.  In that case I just get it lobomized away.  Like first thing.  That way I can just say I don’t remember saying that.  I already wrote? a whole essay on this? I think?  Not 100% sure of that?  Turns out that you don’t always need a lobotomy to forget something.  Sometimes you just need to say it and it works just as well.  That is what I am trying today because apparently my doctor says that 90% of my brain is now scar tissue because of all the forgetting I have had to do over the last few decades.  According to him, I icepick any more of my brain then the whole thing might pour outta my nose or ears or something.  Not a good look.   

So back in the early days of the america people wanted freedom of religion.  Like the pilgrims and Indians.  They fled their native lands and went over to the america that had just been discovered by Chris Columbus like 2 years before.  PIONEERS!  Anyway, they wanted to wear like these black clothes or something and the people in the Europe were all like, we want fashion!  Not black clothes and you need to go somewhere else.  The pilgrims and Indians were like, but black clothes are part of our religious beliefs.  We believe that red means the devil and most other colors too!  So they were persecuted for wearing black.  You know, I totally get that.  Like I got persecuted just recently for wearing blue to like an all black function.  I was like what?  All black?  That sounds like some DEI thing and I can’t have any of that in my clothes or functions that I attend.  So I wore blue and got a lot of fake news about that.  I should have just told everyone that wearing black was against my religious beliefs.  So the pilgrims and Indians were forced onto the ship, the Juneflower, and made to go to the america to practice wearing their all black clothes.  So ever since then, we have had religious freedom in the america.  So much freedom that the founding fathers even wrote it into that paper.  They wrote that because the government shouldn’t try to force religion onto people and likewise that religion shouldn’t be a part of the government, they should be separate things.  You know, I really hate that paper they wrote.  It keeps me from doing all the things I want to do.  That paper that is the law of the land.  I wish I could get my hands on that thing and just rip it to shreds but they keep it locked up somewhere.  Probably next to that Presidents Book of Secrets that I keep trying to find.

So now I want everyone to forget this paper and pretend that it doesn’t exist.  My very popular and successful policies are pretty much making everyone angry and I am losing support from everyone according to these fake polls that I keep seeing.  I don’t understand if they are so fake why do they keep showing them?  It makes no sense!  I am a popular guy and the most popular President!  Why all these fake polls?!  So in an effort to get some support back, that I don’t knead by the way.  I have all the support AND HAVEN’T LOST ANY OF IT!  I am trying to lure back the religious base by like trying to forget that the paper says that we have a separation of church and state.  Since the biggest religion in the america is like christianity I definitely think that we should be like forcing that religion on everyone no matter that that paper says!  Everyone knows it is survival of the fittest and that Jesus is the big dog on the block around these parts.  In fact to help do this I am like bringing in those religious guys right into the White House.  That is like a first for this country.  I want to bring religion, whatever that is, back to this country!  As long as it is the right religion.  The one that worships me.