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MY STRUGGLE with DUE PROCESS

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You know something I don’t like?  Due Process.  Those words just get me all riled up.  I mean it works great when I am being which hunted and the court says I am right!  But otherwise it hinders my agenda.  And when something hinders my agenda, it just has to go.  I am really getting tired of these courts and their I AM THE LAAWWW all the time.  I am the president of the america, not them.  Thanks to my gordita supreme, I have immunity from prosecution for “official” acts.  That means that pretty much anything I can think of!  Anyway, people are all up in arms about this lack of due process.  I don’t really even know what that means but I think it is something like that every person in the america has the right to justice or something.  You see, I don’t like that.  There are some people who shouldn’t have the right to justice or something.  Who are those people?  People who I think should not be in the country.  As a rich white guy, that means pretty much anyone not white or rich.  I can’t come out and say that even though I want to scream it from the rotunda of the congress building.  Is that what the room is called?  The round one?  So I am getting rid of due process for illegals immigrants in the america.  You see they should not be here, witch is why they are called illegal.  It’s right in the name!  I am also giving ICE, coolest department ever, broad search and seizure permissions too.  That way due process can’t get in the way there either.  You probably have seen this at work on the TokTic and the TouYube.  They really get in there and just smash car windows and drag people out.  Those people are deported right away!  No need to see a judge or anything.  STREAMLINED 

You know, I know one other world leader that had a problem with due process.  I wonder what MY STRUGGLE has to say about due process.  Turns out a lot.  Heil Hitler got rid of the due process in my native Germany almost as soon as he took power.  He knew that if he was going to clean up the Germany and deport undesirables, like the German illegals immigrants, then due process would just get in the way too.  Since he classified these people as enemies of the state the German Gordia Superme went along with it and handed over vast powers to the Heil Hitler police.  Eventually, he was able to pretty much dismantle the courts and get these people deported from the Germany, no trial needed.  Guess what?  This is like exactly what I am doing!  CRAZY 

I think all those german illegals immigants were all resettled somewhere back to there home countries.  It was all facilitated because their country saw the advantages of getting rid of due process.  That is all I want.  Get rid of due process and get people I don’t like resettled back to there real homes.  You don’t need due process.  I am all the process you need baby!

no really, that isn't hitler. its just my shadow.

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