So I almost had a panic attack today.  That Jeff Bozo of the Amazon wanted to put the tariff surcharge as a separate line on the amazon stuff!  What a disaster that could have been.  People would actually see how much that my beautiful tariffs are actually costing them.  You see, my beautiful MAGA people.  A very lovely people who obey and hang on my every word.  They don’t want to think or even consider that I, as their new pope, could be wrong.  I am after all ordained by the Elon to be their lord and savior.  You see what I did?  I mentioned yesterday that I am having fun running both the america and the world.  Today, I told the reporters that I would like to be pope and that it would be fun because I would be gods chosen representative on earth!  What can’t I accomplish?  You know there is a word for this.  My daddy called it narcissistic megalomania.  He always said, Donny, don’t go lookin’ into any ponds you hear.  I won’t be able to save you if you fall in after falling in love with your own reflection.  I still don’t know what the old man was talking about.  Seems like some kind of fairy tale nonsense.  You know what isn’t nonsense?  That really flattering and well executed portrait of myself that my good old buddy, old pal of mine, ex-coworker, and all around stand up guy, Vladimir Putin gave me.  I just stand in awe of that thing and stare at it for hours on end.  Sometimes I just go to admire it for just a minute or two and then the next thing I know its past my bedtime.  I just don’t know where the time goes.  Probably that DST stealing my time again.  Anyway, if that Bozo posts how much my TRUMP TAX is costing the american people, the jig is up.  I can’t just pretend that I don’t understand how tariffs work and that they are actually a tax on the people of the america.  That would be really bad and something I am not in favor of.  Luckily, I have Bozo’s number in more ways than 1 and I was able to pressure him into not going forward with that plan.  Close call.