So there was a lot of hoopla over there in the Rome.  A lot of hoopla.  Something about some guys funeral.  I guess he was some kind of big-wig in the church of rome.  Had to attend.  No way out of it, sorry Melonia, you birthday had to be on the Air Force 1 instead of that ghost hunting expedition that I promised you.  Anyway, some guy died and I had to give up my golfing weekend to attend it.  Sure, there were a lot of other world leaders there and I have claimed that everyone wanted to talk to me and make deals.  So many deals!  I have like 500 deals I am making about my very successful tariffs.  So successful these tariffs!  Soon they will fund all of the government.  No more taxes for the little guys!  You will finally be just like the millionaires!  EQUALITY BABY!  Anyway, you see that Macaroon?  How he avoided my handshake.  What a masterclass in snubbing.  You know, only a Frenchman could pull that off.  I took some notes right after that.  Got to keep that in the back pocket.  Anyway, as always, I was the center of attention at that old guys funeral.  Can’t help it.  I am bigger than god even.  So I packed up my very nice suit, with a really nice power tie and wore it.  How was I supposed to know you were supposed to wear black to funerals?!  Like it is supposed to be some kind of somber solemn event or something.  I was treating it like a party you know.  Cracking jokes, chewing gum, and messaging Drinky Pete on  smoke signal about all those top secret operations we got going on over here and there.  That Drinky though, so boring.  He put me right to sleep right after I done smoke signaling him.  You know just because some guy dies doesn’t mean the world stops you know.  Anyway apparently bright blue is not the correct color choice for some famous church guy’s funeral.  That Melonia, though, she was on point with the black.  She should have clued me in.  I think she was a little sore about not being able to hunt ghosts for her birthday.  So now people are asking why I didn’t wear black.  Well you know I had to get on top of this right away.  So I had my white house people start getting pictures off the internet of the people attending and just making everyone wear blue.  I don’t know how they do it, Barron probably does you ever see him turn on a computer?  So computer gifted that boy is, but they put the picture into the computer and they like ask it to make peoples suits blue and guess what?  The computer does it!  How does it do it?  When I ask, they just shake their heads and say something about programs and bits or something.  SCIENCE!  Once I asked Leon to explain it to me, computers, and he just slapped me as hard as he could.  So now I have published all of these pictures with other people wearing blue too.  See I wasn’t the only one there with the blues.