You know what really scares me?  Like really really scares me.  I mean more than that Lincoln ghost that walks around the Lincoln bedroom.  Have you seen that room?  Hasn’t been changed since Lincoln was shot in it and died.  Now his ghost haunts that room.  I try to stay out of it.  Melonia though!  She loves that ghost stuff.  Sometimes out of the blue after checking her signal chats she will just announce that she is going ghost hunting in the Lincoln bedroom.  She’ll just march right out of there with all her ghost hunting equipment.  Video cameras and tricorders and microphones and PKG meters.  All this fancy CIA level spy stuff.  Then a little later there is all this screaming and banging coming out of that haunted Lincoln bedroom.  I get really scared and pull the covers over my head while all the moaning and wailing is going on.  Then suddenly it stops and she comes back like all sweaty and flushed.  I ask her what happened and she just says that that ghost really did a number on her.  She gets it all on tape, but I am too scared to watch.  So I am even more scared of what could happen to me after I am dead.  Not of becoming a ghost though.  I want to be able to pick a bedroom and die it in so I could be like the ghost of the Trump Bedroom, maybe have Melonia visit me there a few times.  I am scared of Destalinization.  I heard that word one time on the history channel or something.  Destalinization.  That really scares me.  Like being erased from the history books.  You see, my buddies, the soviets had a really great leader.  Like so great.  Like me.  He was so great that he ruled the Russia with like a steel fist.  I think his name was like Joe Stalin or something.  That means like Steel Fist in Russian.  He was really great.  Ran on the MSUGA platform.  Totally freely elected.  I will tell you this though.  He didn’t put up with any of the bullshit I have to.  He wanted someone deported?  BAM!  They were gone.  None of this joker Gordia Supreme or Cong-REST.  He was able to get things done.  Won a war and everything.  Anyway after he died like this government starts thinking that hey maybe he wasn’t so great and not loved by the people.  Totally a lie.  He had a mandate, like I have a mandate.  How else would he have gotten elected.  Anyway like they start erasing this Stalin guy from all of the history books and even movies!  Used all sorts of fancy CGI just to get this guy out of the pictures.  Totally dismantled his cult of personality, totally crazy!  I don’t want to be forggton.  I don’t want to be erased from the history books or movies.  You know, they cut me out of that movie I was in.  Plays every year.  That one with the kid.  Totally cut me out.  Now, no one knows I was even in that movie.  That is like destalinization.  Scares me shitless.