I just had my check up.  The presidential check up that I then brag about for years because I am the healthiest president ever.  I even have that Teddy Bear beat in physical fitness.  It has to be all that diet coke and burned steak that I eat.  Or that McDonald’s.  Their food is super duper healthy!  Did you see that picture where I made RFKJR eat the McDonalds?  He thinks that fast food is not good for you, but I showed him.  I told him that if he didn’t sit down and eat that hamburger that I was going to throw him out on you’re ass so fast.  You never saw anyone sit down and scarf down a hamburger so fast.  I love that new minecraft meal they got going on.  Barron told me all about minecraft.  Now I am obsessed with minecraft.  You know, I even watched that minecraft movie. My favorite line is I AM STEEVE!  I get all the new movies to watch in the white house.  I just have to ask for it and someone gets it for me.  I don’t even have to pay for a ticket or anything.  Popcorn?  FREE!  You believe that!  I can watch that minecraft movie because it doesn’t have any minorities mains characters.  Totally DEI free.  It isn’t even WOKE.  All the main characters are white, like me.  I am not 100% sure about that Jason Mimosa though.  He can pass for white, I think, so it is ok.  That is so refreshing.  Me and Barron watched it and threw popcorn on each other just like those TokTiks and TubeYoubs.  I think I am finally bonding with him! 

One of the things I am most proud of is getting a perfect 30 out of 30 points on my coggitiave test.  The doctor said that it was the most perfect score there was ever in the history of that test.  Some of those questions were hard.  I can’t remember all of them, but there was a super tricky one right at the start.  It had a bunch of letters and numbers and you had to draw all sorts of crazy lines to connect them like in some kind of order.  It was like 1 then A then 2 and B.  I started to sweat a little when it got to five because I was running out of fingers, but that was the last number.  Thank Elon!  Then they showed me some pictures of some animals and I named them no problem, but was a little unsure about the horse with a hump on it’s back.  That is exactly how I explained it to the doctor.  I said, it’s a horse with a hump on it’s back and if you don’t mark it right then I will throw you out on you’re ass so fast.  You never saw anyone mark something so correct so fast!  You know, I am not sure which test it was though?  It better not have been that Montreal one though!  I hate those Canadaians!  We need a better named test for testing for cogignition. Maybe we should rename the test the Florida Cognition Test instead?  After my home state.  Just like I renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.  Let me get my sharpie out and write up a quick decree.