So I have been thinking a lot about these deportations I got going on.  You know, I am just trying to fix the america.  I want it to be great again.  I will make it great, so great.  You’ll never see so much greatness before.  So great!  You remember when america was great?  This was back long ago.  All the white people were in charge and by white people, I mean, white men, and by white men, I mean white landowning men.  Like me!  It used to be that only white landowning men could vote.  That is great!  That is the very definition of greatness.  You had to prove yourself before you could vote.  By being a white man and rich.  That way only the greatest people could vote.  I’m working on it.  Trying so hard to make this happen.  It is tough though.  Ever since that pesky 13^st and 14^st and 19^st amendments that we got going on.  Just how the hell did those pass?!  Makes it hard just to keep just rich white landowners in the voting business.  Seems we like gave away the right to vote to just about anyone that are citizens of the america.  Just seems wrong to me.  Wealthy manly landowners should be our only voting base.  So I am working hard to get all the illegals immigrants out of the country.  Then I can start with everyone else.  And by else, I mean anyone not a rich white landowning man. 

Right now everyone is a hubbaballo about some guy that might or might not have been a gang member.  Is he?  I don’t know or care.  I didn’t even go and pay my respects to those loser soldiers that died in whatever country they died in.  I will only pay my respects to alive ones when they are in my military parade!  You believe that!  I wrote about my secret wish not that long ago and now I am getting a military parade!  On my birthday!  Just like Putin and Rocketman!  I’ll be just like them!!  SO GREAT!!  I am so excited.  Anyway.  So like my ICE.  You ever hear a cooler department?  ICE.  So cool.  So they grabbed this guy and sent him to San Salivador or San Venzuela or something.  A prison down there and it turns out that maybe he wasn’t exactly supposed to go.  But guess what?  He was a GANG MEMBER.  Those GANG MEMBERS, we don’t want them in the america.  So I got him deported and I am not bringing him back.  I don’t care what the courts may say or try to do.  They don’t have any power over me as an equal branch of government!  Anyway I am sure this guy is probably dead anyway.  Hopefully shived or something.  You know with a spoon.  Like OZ.  That is really why I am dragging my feet.  Hopefully this guy gets stabbed or something then it isn’t my problem anymore.  You can’t bring back a dead man!  I’d like to see you try that one liberals!  So I’m already using like this old law that let’s me deport anyone who is an alien sediment or something.  Right now, I am using it against the illegals immigrants because you know all of them are in GANGS.  It’s like their culture or something.  So they are GANG MEMBERS and all sediment aliens and need to be deported.  Once they are gone, then I can start on some of the other GANG MEMBERS in the america.  Like those democrats or RHINOS or those judges that rule against me.  They are all in some kind of GANG I think.  Maybe you’ll be in a GANG someday too?  You know who don’t from gangs?  Rich white landowning men.  They form clubs like that Klu Klux Klan that I keep hearing about.  White landowning men.