Liberation day was a huge success, you know.  Everyone was so happy!  So much happy!  I have never seen so much happy before in my life.  I finally figured out what liberation day meant.  I have liberated money from your investments!  So much money lost!  I have only ever seen that much money lost when I was forced to close down pretty much every venture that I tried my hand at.  Now the america people can feel what I felt every day.  Daddy and Fred laughing at my several failed attempts to make a quick buck.  How the tables have turned.  I have never seen tables turned so fast before.  So fast!  So liberation day, huge success.  I celebrated by flying out to golf in Florida, on a weekday, can you believe it?  Another 1.5 smackers charged to the people just so I can take a well-deserved day off from tanking all of the stock markets.  This was all a part of Trumpflation, you know.  I have a concept of a plan.

Anyway, enough about stock markets.  You know I don’t know why those Denmarkians are all up in arms over Greenland, you know.  What is the big deal?  Sure they act like they own the place or something.  Denmark is all the way over in Europa or something.  Pretty far.  Greenland is right next to our 51^th state, the state of Canada.  That puts it right into my rhomboid of influence.  I just learned that word.  Rhomboid.  I think I have them.  Doctor said that I need to stop sitting.  That is why I am golfing all of the time.  So Denmark is far away and Greenland is right here.  They should be happy that we are just taking the place off their hands.  You know.  I had big plans for Greenland.  Just like Gagaza.  I was going to rename it Trumpland and make it our 52^th state.  I want to build a couple of casinos on it and a hotel or too.  Maybe a couple of golf courses.  That place is an untapped goldmine.  I don’t think they have any gold though.  Anyway, imagine, a land so green and fertile that everyone wants to live there.  That is Trumpland!  The entire island? is like covered in fairways and putting greens.  I am just imagining building MAR-a-LOG-o 2 there.  I don’t understand the pushback.  I really need Greenland to complete the set of things that I want.  Gagaza, AKA Trumpville.  Candyland, AKA 51^th state, and Greenland, AKA Trumpland.  I will use military force to get it you know.  If my buddy Putin can do it, so can I!