aiming high into the sky im flying, flying, flying so high

flying high

Written by:

I am so excited.  I got to make a big announcement today in front of everyone.  I love doing that.  Being the center of attention.  Go big or go home my daddy always said.  Today I chose bigly!  I got to announce the newest fighter jet to the america.  The F-47.  You see what I did there?  I told that Boeing that if that new fighter they were building was not named after me, I would pull their contract and I told those generals at the department of defense that I will pull a department of education on them if they didn’t name that plane after me.  I am still a little unhappy though.  F-47 is a little low key.  You know, some of my supporters aren’t so bright.  They may not realize that the 47 stands for me, Trump, the 47th President.  I really wanted the plane to be called “The Trumpfighter 2024 Model 4547 (Way Cooler Than What Other Countries Have)” but even with my threats they wouldn’t bend on that.  It even breaks down into a cool letter combination, TTF2024M4547WCTWOCH.  F-47 is a little limp though.  As long as they don’t paint it Snowflake White.  I mean, better a limp name than a limp color.  Maybe I can threaten them a little more to change it?  It is so cool though.  It has the stealth, which I love.  You know the stealth move?  I love that.  It has computer, so much computer.  I think that Barron may have had a hand getting so much computer in there, I think.  He is so gifted.  I saw him turn on a small portable computer.  You know, the one with the built in TV?  He turned that on like it was nothing.  I was so amazed.  Apparently he is some kind of computer whiz-kid and I never knew.  Who knew?!  It has 2 wings!!  It also goes like super-fast.  So fast.  It has all kinds of super-secret stuff.  So secret.  I think there is some kind of module on there that will mimic other planes so our planes look like the enemy to our enemies?  Something like that.  TOP SECRET.  It also has some great ultrasonic and microwave energy weapons that will just cause any plane to start going haywire when you hit them with them.  I immediately had to call Putin and tell him all about it.  I bragged to Vladimir about how great this new plane I have is and told him all about what it can do, including detailed schematics that I faxed over.  He was so impressed with how strong the TTF202M4547WCTWOCH is.  That is all the validation I need!

Leave a comment