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april fools!, wait, the day after

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You know, I have just declared on my beautyful TRUTH SOCIAL, buy stocks please, that April 2nd will be LIBERATION DAY!  What does this mean?  Well it could mean a lot of things.  I am not 100% sure, but in the america, people already have liberty.  It’s written down somewhere in this old and smelly white house.  You know, this place is dump.  No matter how much gold I keep adding to it.  It never feels like mAr-A-lOg-O.  I think it’s scribbled on a wall or something around here.  Let me see if I remember.  Oh yeah, it’s on that old piece of paper that I just had them hammer up here in the oval office. Leon hung it up for me. He is such a nice boy. I don’t know why he is getting so much hate. So nice. The declaration of independence.  It says right there, I think since I don’t read so good and also it is written in some kind of weird words, that the people of america have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  So why would I say we need a LIBERATION DAY?  We could always use more liberty I guess, like bigly liberty.  Like winning!  I love more winning.  So much winning.  I don’t think that was it?  You know.  I am very upset that I missed my deadline of a complete dismantling of the government in under 53 days.  You know the record for a complete destruction of a democracy was achieved by Heil Hitler in my vaterland, Deutschland.  53 days!  Was he on meth or something?  I really, really tried.  This whole dismantling of governments is pretty hard work.  Maybe I would have made it if I had not taken off 16 days to go golf.  I might have handicapped myself there.  Anyway, maybe LIBERATION DAY is the day I finally dismantle the other 2 branches of government?  Get rid of the do nothing congress and backstabbing gordita supreme.  That was it!  The day that I liberate america from democracy.    

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