You know what?  I really hated school.  Wasn’t good at it.  Didn’t have the knack as my daddy said.  Donny he told me, Donny, you know, when that old god was handing out brains, he said, you thought he said trains, and asked for a slow one.  Then he would laugh and high five Fred.  I always remembered that.  Maybe that is why I am attacking Amtrak now?  Did you see that, forced the leader guy right out.  Made him quit.  WHO HAS A SLOW TRAIN NOW GARDENR!  I should really see a therapist about these daddy and/or train issues.  Now my deep seated insecurities are targeting the department of education.  Because if I wasn’t good at school, which is a lie, then no one should be good at school either.  That is why I have threatened to sue that school I went to not to release my transcripts.  I was the valedictorian of my class you know.  I had the highest GPA ever, 6.89.  That is like an A with 100 pluss after it.  That is really good.

I keep asking for this declaration of independence to be installed in the oval office.  Everyone has told me that it is very important and should not be moved from the archives, but I am more important.  After throwing a lot of tantrums, they are finally getting it put into the oval office.  I can’t wait.  I love having these old history things around me.  They make me feel important.  When Putin comes to visit now I will be able to point at the wall and say, Putin, that is the real declaration of independence and he will look at it.  And Putin will be impressed.  I love it when people are impressed by me.  Also, I believe that there is a secret map on the back of the declaration of independence and soon I will find that President’s Book of Secrets that will tell me all the secrets that the presidents know.  Sleepy Joe better not have forgotton to put it back!  I am eliminating the department of education because I know that if I want to be king that people need to be dumb.  Even dumber than they are now, like MAGA dumb.  You know, those guys, they just follow what I say with no thoughts what-so-evar?  I love having minions around like that.  Just like that movie.  The founders of the america were very big on education.  They understood that in order to have a strong republic and democracy, you know, I hate that word, democracy.  Democrats is like the root word for that word and I hate those democrats!  Anyway, the founders know that people can only make the best choices about their government if they are educated.  They were all really big on having a public education system so all citizens will grow up informed and have a basic understanding of what is going on around them.  You can’t make good decisions about the future if you don’t understand the present or past.  I think that is called learning from your mistakes, but since I don’t make any mistakes that nevar applied to me.  So I really need to dumb down the citizens of the america.  The fast way to do this is by allowing the states to control public education.  My perfect MAGA controlled states will probably pretty much just up and drop any pretense of having an educational system and their population will become more and more unaware of what is important and relevant.  That is when I will swoop in and declare myself king.  Those people will be so dumb by then, they won’t even know that we had a constitutional democratic republic.  I will finally get rid of that word I hate.