You know, I keep hearing this thing.  All the time I keep hearing it.  All the time.  I am sick of hearing it.  Whiny losers complaining about DODGE and all the cuts my Leon is making to them.  The most recent being his very definite cuts to the veterans administration and his very good ideas about cutting off social security benefits.  Both areas have a lot of waste.  So much waste, Leon tells me.  Did you know, there are like hundreds of people over 120 years old that are pulling checks each month?  It’s true!  Who are these people and how can I hook up with their doctors!!  I need to live to 120 just to make sure that my legacy is secured.  I can’t trust those backstabbing kids of mine.  You ever see that show.  Great Show.  Succession?  Wonderful show.  Based on my pal Rupert Morloch.  I can’t have that happening to me.  That is for sure.  Can you imagine a cage fight between Eric Jr and Don Jr, with Barron Jr having to fight the winner?  That would be something!  I should pitch that to my good friend Vince as a pay-per-view special, Rumble in the Rose Garden!  Can you hear that announcer?  Are you ready to . . .  RRRRRuuuummmmbbbbleeee in the RRRRoooossseeee Garrrrrrrddddeeeeennn!  Oh man.  I’m getting shivers just thinking about that.  You know, I tried my hand at rasslin’ one time.  I even won WrestleMania when I put Hulk Hogan in a figure-5 headlock.

So all these loser veterans keep whining about getting there benefits cut.  You know what?  You should have not gotten injured or shot while defending this country I say.  You know who I am not hearing?  Winners that came out without any significant bodily injuries.  I don’t hear anything from winners.  Only these losers.  So you losers better stop whining about veteran and social security benefits being cut.  I got to stop the waste and paying losers is a total waste.  And all you complaining about social security probably going away in the near future.  I got an idea for you.  GET RICH.  You know, a lot of problems in the country could be solved by GETTING RICH.  You know, I have been collecting my benefits since I “retired” at 66.  Those checks don’t mean anything to me.  I would use that money for tips at Mar-A-LOG-o if I actually tipped anyone.  Come to think of it.  I think that I actually give that to Melonia as her monthly allowance.  You know, happy wife, happy life!  You know how much waste is going out for these checks?  So much and really they aren’t even really that big.  Maybe pay for 1 round of golf at my beautiful florida golf course, that I just recently won a tourneyment at.  You know, a lot of problems go away once you GET RICH.  Like you don’t have to worry about the IRS anymore for income taxes.  You know, I just pay myself with loans.  I get so many loans and they don’t count as income.  Getting a loan to pay yourself is no problem if you GET RICH.  So GET RICH you poor losers or DIE trying.