I just won! A major award! I am just a winner in everything I do. So much winning. Can you believe it? I can’t. Winning so much. What did I win you ask? Well thank you for asking! I just won a major golf tourneyment. Can you believe it? I have won this golf tourneyment every year since I started having it at Mar-A-LOG-o. The Trump International Golf Tourneyment. I have been the sole champion for this event ever since it began. I am just that good. Even when I don’t play in the first full day, I still win. Such winning! So much winning. You know I love golf. I was playing this wonderful touneyment even while huge natural disasters were happening, good thing I gutted FEMA! You’er on your own this time the midwest and south! and Gagaza being bombarded, again! How many times do these Houthies need to be bombed before they get the picture. I got to get them resettled somewhere else so I can build a golf course over there. Maybe host a new golf tourneyment. Winning this tourneyment, it really is the best compliment.
its a compliment just being asked to play
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