You know what I really hate?  The DOJ.  That old and outdated and old Justice Department.  You know, they are causing me the most problems right now.  Always ruling against my very popular, so popular, mandates.  That is what I am calling my decrees now, mandates, because I have a mandate from the people.  Did you know that most federal judges are appointed for life?  That makes it difficult for me to change this system in my favor.  I need my very good mandates to force the government into what I want, not the people, because I have a mandate from the people, so whatever I want is also what they want!  MANDATE!  So I am thinking very hard about how I can get rid of these judges that I don’t like and appoint judges that will support me, like my very good Supreme Court judges, Choo Choo Train Thomas and Dread Pirate Roberts and not Skank Bitch Barret or Gorchech the Waffler.  I really wish I never appointed those 2 dummies.   

So I have to get rid of these judges that I don’t like and a concept starts to form.  Well, part of a concept anyway.  So here is what I got so far.  So these judges are appointed for life, right?  Like I have total immunity now thanks to Dread Pirate.  Remind me to thank him when I see him next.  Anyway the plan is this.  What if these guys start getting knocked off?  You can’t be a judge for life if you are not alive!  Now that is a concept.  But how to do it?  Elon has been shouting some nonsense that somehow Chairman Meow, Heil Hitler, and Stalingrad were all innocent of murdering millions of people.  That their government workers were responsible.  I think that it is supposed to get people riled up against government workers for some reason that I don’t really understand.  I don’t really know or care to tell you the truth.  He lets me do my thing and I let him do his.  That is our BRO CODE.  I kinda gives me an idea though. Anyway, back to my concept of a plan.  So if these judges start dying and I can appoint people to replace them!  I AM SUCH A GENIUS!  So smart!  I have to come up with some way to get these judges “removed”.  I know!  The SIXERS!  My base, they love me.  They do anything I say.  I will start getting these sheep whipped up into a frenzy and unleash them against the justice department.  I just released a whole bunch of them like last month and they have already proved they don’t have the mental fort-i-tude to have any kind of independeant thinking.  They are so easy to manipulate, you know.  All they want is a rich white hero to worship and I’m not talking about the Jesus here.  I’m talking about me.  I am there great white hope!  Did you know, that I directly control the security and protection details of the federal judges?  Can you believe it?  I can’t!  They actually allow me to dictate their own security.  So here is my concept.  I start trashing, and I mean trashing these judges that are against me.  I start bombarding my mindless minions, the MAGA crowd, with how these judges are against me and trying to get rid of me, their lord, king, and savior all rolled into 1.  I start really stirring the koolaid and start passing out kegs of it to the MAGA base.  At that point, all it takes it a little match to light the fire and me pulling their security details to remove these troublesome judges.