You people need to cut me some slack, PEOPLE!  You think I can remember everything that happened to me all the time?  You know how much I have forgotten?  LOTS.  Like my marriage to what’s her face?  FORGOTTON!  Grabbing Eugene Carroll by the pussy?  FORGGTON!  Tryst with Stormy Daniels?  Didn’t want to, but FORGOTTEN!  The real square footage of my apartment in New York?  FORGOTIN!  Keeping TOP SECRET memos at my Maralogo?  DON’T REMEMBER.  So many things not remembered anymore.  Some of this is just dementia, but a lot was from lobotomies.  That is the only fool proof way to forget something.  The ole ice pick through the eye trick.  Lobotomies have given me total plausible deniability, which is the best type of deniability.  So you need to forgive me when I say that I don’t remember something that happened from my first term in office.  There is a very good chance that I just had it lobotomized away.  The newest thing I am being accused of is forgetting my groundbreaking USMCA deal.  You remember that one?  I sure as hell don’t.

After watching some youtube videos, it looks like when I got into office the first time (forgotten?) I made a huge deal about how the old trade deal, NAFATATA, was a bad deal for the america.  A huge trade imbalance with Canada and Mexico.  I am not 100% sure what was bad about it other than I think that Bill Clinton, BTW another great lover of somewhat attractive women, signed it into law.  You know, I met Bill through my friend Jeff Epstein.  You remember him?  I sure as hell don’t!!  I lost whole decades to that lobotomy!!!  Anyway, even though NAFFTA was negotiated by George Bush, a Regan republican if I ever knew one it was signed into law by a filthy liberal.  So that meant it had to go, just like all my memories of going to Epstein’s Island.  GONE!  So I made a big deal about how NAFTA was bad and my USMCA was good. And I played small hard ball with Canada and Mexico and I renegotiated the deal.  I will let Wikipedia explain since I don’t remember . . .

During his 2016 election campaign and presidency, Trump was highly critical of NAFTA (oftentimes describing it as “perhaps the worst trade deal ever made”) while extolling USMCA as “a terrific deal for all of us”. The USMCA is very similar to NAFTA, carrying over many of the same provisions and making only modest, mostly cosmetic changes, and is expected to have only a minor economic effect. Former U.S. Trade Representative Mickey Kantor, who oversaw the signing of NAFTA during the Bill Clinton administration, said, “It’s the original NAFTA.”

 So that was a total win on my part.  So if I mention something about trade imbalances and trade deficits with Canada or Mexico that were caused by or had a provision for under USMCA don’t blame me.  Blame Walter Freeman, whoever that is.