I’m HOT then I’m COLD I’m YES then I’m NO I’m IN while your OUT I’m WHITE while your WHITE.  What a classic tune and it really defines my very successful and NOT chaotic first 43 days in office (10 days remaining!!)  I have a deadline to meet and I am going to be VERY SUCCESSFUL at hitting that target.  If it wasn’t for that pesky separation of powers and people suing me constantly I would have already completely dismantled this country and beat that record.  You know, my daddy always told me that I need to keep my enemies guessing.  That is what I am doing!  My enemy is the free world who I despise and spit upon.  I really hate that I just can’t do anything I want!!!  So I am throwing confusion everywhere I go.  Are the tariffs in effect or not?!  Hell, I don’t even know anymore!  Is Leon hiring or firing?!  Who knows!  Who cares!  MARKETS CRASHING!  EPSTIEN FILES!  All of this is a distraction.  A distraction from my real goal.  My real goal that must be kept from the people of the America.  That is totally TOP SECRET by the way.  DO NOT print this off an leave it as a tip at my very successful and beautiful Mar-A-LOG-o golf resort and second white house like I did with some very important(?) plans showing the locations of our nuclear missile subs while on deployment.  Whichever illegal immigrant that was hired to buss the tables that day got a really good tip I think.  What I really want.  I think it might be not as secret to other countries.  It is for sure not secret for my BFF Putin.  I am obligated to tell him everything!  All of my flip-flopping and waffling distract from my real plan.  Having a big speech with the joined congress so I can get everyone riled up.  SMOKESCREEN.  I really want just 1 little thing.  I think that people would make fun of me if they really knew that I want military parades with all the soldiers saluting me as they drive by in their tanks!  Ever since I saw those military parades while I visiting other dictatorships it has been a dream of mine.  All those tanks and planes, driving past me while I nod my head approvingly.  I love that!  I want it on the TV so the TV people can see just how powerful I am.  When I tried to do that in my first term, TRUMP 1.0b, I was smacked down so hard I went back to the oval office and cried (THAT IS A SECRET!)  **CONFIDENTAL** I made an unbreakable vow at that moment, that I would dismantle the America so I could have my military parade and be loved.  That is the real reason I am causing so much chaos.  Just don’t tell anyone, OK?  JK!  Americans are so dumb they don’t even care.  Tell everyone, see if makes a difference.  TOP SECRET – it won’t.