Do you know what?  We have free speech in the america.  People can say whatever they like.  That really gets me angry!  People should only be saying the things I like to hear, not what they like to hear.  Every decree that I come up to keep people from saying what I don’t like, a huge old and smelly document comes popping out.  THE CONSITUTION.  This thing is getting in my way all of the time.  Why is that?  You know it stinks.  Really, I smelled it one time.  Smells like a old fart in my diaper.  That bad.  I almost didn’t notice, but I heard Melonia say something about it.  So I guess it smells bad?  This constitution, it is like a roadblock for everything I want to do.  Like today, I put out there like I am going to cut off funding to any university that allows protests against anything I don’t like or agree with.  So I said that, NO MASKS!  I hate masks.  I once watched a movie, I think is was called V or U or something.  Anyway this guy wears a mask and tried to overthrow a government.  Not the America, but somewhere else.  Everyone is wearing the mask at the end.  Those masks are so creepy.  I bang my head on my hyperbariatric tube I get so scared when I get startled out of my sleep from that dream.  Turns out, that free speech and the right to protest are written right there in some BILL OF RIGHTS.  This is an outrage!  I want to keep people from protesting and speaking freely.  You know, the constitution is like 1000 years old now.  Why am I listening to what some dumb founding fathers had to say about the government today?  They didn’t even have cell phones or truth social.  What do they know!  I wonder what my struggle has to say about free speech.

Turns out a lot.  Like the author of my struggle was a really famous leader in my native Germany. I think his name was Heil Hitler or something.  I love that place you know.  All those Aryans walking around.  Blue eyed and blond.  Like superhumans!  He did not like free speech and felt that it was a hindrance to his leadership.  I think that too!  AMAZING!  You know what he did?  Using decrees, not unlike my executive orders, he dismantled the Germany Republic in 53 days.  You know, I think I heard something about a republic.  I think that the America might just be a constitutional republic too.  That gives me an idea.  I now have a new goal! According to Wikipedia I have been office 42 days as of 3/4/2025.  I think I can get this done in 11 days.  I gotta get those masks banned. Creepy.