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I have an idea.  Let’s make America Great Again!  You know, that is a great concept.  One that many people can get behind.  That is probably my number #1 concept.  I write that on a lot of stuff and people just buy it all up.  So much money is being made off a lot of cheap Chinese made crap that my supporters buy up.  They just buy it all up.  Unbelievable.  Doesn’t matter what price I put on it.  If it is RED and says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN on it flys off the shelf.    I talked a little about this before, but people, you know, they want to be great.  They want America to be great.  Buying this merchandise make them feel great!  Let me tell you this, it makes my wallet feel great too!  One of the ways I am making America Great Again is by diminishing the United States on the world stage. 

You may not know this but the United States does a hell of a lot for other countries and they don’t do a hell of a lot for us.  I am pouring millions of dollars into federal agencies that their only goal is to do outreach and help people in other countries.  This is what I call, THE DRAIN.  We are pouring money down THE DRAIN helping these countries over there in Africa or somewhere.  We get nothing back!  You know, that total scam of a department USAID.  What a scam!  They take money and funnel it into projects and stuff that help other countries and that builds a lot of goodwill in these countries to the United States.  Some of this money even funds projects that help American businesses.  Did you know that USAID funds research into SOYBEANS!  What a waste of money.  Who eats that stuff?  Not me!  I heard that you can make soybeans into useful stuff, but I think that was just some democrat FAKE NEWS.  We fund whole labs that research soybeans, products from soybeans, and promoting soybean production in other countries.  How is this making America Great?  It is just a waste, dollars wasted.  I had Musk cut their funding right away.  Who cares that getting other countries to adopt soybean production as a staple crop make them open to importing soybeans into their country from the worlds #1 producer of soybeans, the United States?  Can you believe it?  Soybeans!  DEEP STATE!  That is why I cut the funding.  Too much waste in the government.  They keep telling me that by cutting these worthless departments I am just serving up the world on a silver platter.  Let China worry about soybeans I say.  Just keep buying my MAGA stuff.  Maybe we should start exporting MAGA stuff.  Call it MAGAid or something.  Ship my poorly made crap to markets outside the country to fatten my wallet.  That is a department I can get behind.

2 responses to “buy my stuff from MAGAid!”

  1. randyethill Avatar
    randyethill

    I’ll take the soybeans, please

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  2. Jeff Cann Avatar
    Jeff Cann

    Recently, a MAGAster took issue with something I wrote and called me a soy-boy (which I think is a reference to soybeans having naturally occurring estrogen in them. I guess they have all kinds of problems with soybeans.

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