You know I have had a very long and some would say obsession with diet coke. I can’t get enough of it. It is all I drink. I don’t even think I have ever williing drank anything else. Not many people know this but I actually have a button on my desk. In the oval office. That desk that was in that movie. The one with the secret book inside it. Which, I think that Crooked Joe took when he left office. Because I can’t find it. I hate that Sleepy Joe! The way he dropped out of the election at the last minute had me sweating. Anyway, I hit this button and guess what happens? A guy shows up with a diet coke for me! This is what I have the taxpayers paying for. Can you believe it? I actually have several FULL TIME staff that just wait for me to press that button. Now that I think about it I better keep this on the downlow. Musk is going full rampage about costs and fraud and might take my button away. Better we just forget I even brought that up.
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