Day 1.  End the war in the Ukraine.  Day 25.  War is still ongoing.  So I lied a little bit, what is the big deal.  I am wholesale dismantling the government that REAL LIVE CITIZENS need and rely on.  You think I have all day to sit on the phone talking to world leaders or something?  To end some stupid border war with countries that I can’t even pronounce correctly?  So sue me.  I dare you to sue me.  You know getting Zelinski to hand over Ukraine to my good buddy Putin is hard.  I figured that just the concept of me winning the POTUS would shock Voldemort into submission, but who knew that he would double down and dig his heels in.  I even had to send Drinky Pete to Europe to make some announcements that hey guess what Ukraine.  YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.  That is how I am going to end that Ukraine war.  Appeasement to my busom buddy Vladimir.  I read somewhere that if you give a guy what he wants, then he won’t want anymore.  I think that it is in the bible or something.  I am not sure.  My dad was not real big into religion and helping the other men.  He was more into racism and helping himself.  But I am pretty sure that jesus or maybe god said that he whom helps himself is helping himself.  I am pretty sure that is what it means.  I am helping myself get myself out of this campaign promise.  So what, Russia gains a little bit of the Ukraine?  It’s not like they were doing anything with it in the first place.  I have read the CIA FACTBOOK.  There isn’t a hell of a lot going on over there.

Anyway! I have only read 1 book ever.  It was given to me by my dad and he told me that if I read this book and applied everything I learned from it, it would help me in life.  This book was called my struggle.  I really connected with this book.  It was written in Germany, where my father was born.  A nice little place in Germany.  I can’t remember where in Germany or the name exactly, but he always told me it was nice.  Anyway, I really relate to my struggle.  I have been using it as a blueprint for my presidency.  I have already started the systematic dismantling of the press.  I remember when I told that stupid reporter why I lie all the time about the press.  I told him that if I keep saying the press are liars and not trustworthy, I can guarantee that some of the people will believe that then when I do something that will really outrage the people and it gets reported I can just say, hey those press people are all liars and no one really believes them.  Even though the facts are right in their face.  That was the first lesson I learned from my struggle.  At least Elon has also read that book.  He understands what my struggle is all about.  That is why we are BBF’s!