I have a new word for the American people, who love me unconditionally, and I tolerate them.  It is called Trumpflation.  This is the most perfect inflation there is.  In fact, Trumpflation is great for the economy.    It is so-so great for the people but mostly it is very great for the many very good and not bad billionaires that now want a piece of that Trump pie, which by the way, is so tasty.  They know a winning horse when they see one and they are going to ride me all the way to the bank.  I can’t wait for all the Zuckerbergs, Musks, and Tim Apples to mount me.  They won’t break me though.  I’m a Mustang.

Trumpflation is very simple.  First I cut all federal assistance programs to help the poor and downtrodden.  This is what I am letting Musk do.  Unpaid by the way.  He gets a lot of kickbacks though.  I can freely admit this now that I have total diplomatic immunity for official acts in office.  In my head I’m saying that like a German or Russian, with the accent you know.  You like that line?  I thought it all up by myself.  There is no way that I saw that in a move starring my good friend and newly created, by me, Ambassador to Hollywood, Melvin Gibson.  I pawn this off to the states, the poor people live there, not the White House or Congress.  The states have been feeding off the federal teat for much too long and it’s about time they paid up on those dues.  The states, they want that money so they have to raise taxes in their states, except for the ones that DGAF (I love this internet slang.  Baron taught me that one.  Makes me cool) about the people living there.  Then I start taxing the hell out of everything people need that enter the country.  Computers, video games, food, cars, steel, everything.  This starts to raise prices.  Totally planned under Trumpflation.  Then I continue to blame all the problems on that Crooked Joe Sleepy and the democrats. 

You know, what is really surprising is that the democrats aren’t really doing anything to stop me on anything.  I have a theory about that.  People say I am not smart, but I am smart.  The Democrats and liberals want what I have and what I am doing.  They stop me now, then that door is closed to them forever.  By letting me get away with damn near everything my brain comes up with then they hope they will be able to be the ones doing that in the future.

Back to Trumpflation.  It really is the best concept.  As I like to say you might get some short term pain, for some ever longer pain in the future.  I think there were some other concepts of a plan for Trumpflation, like dropping interest rates or something but I have already lost that train of thought.  I wonder what my buddy Putin is doing right now?