So all my comments about Gagaza have been totally taken out of context and blown up on all the fake news outlets. I was totally kidding, joking, and being sarcastic about forcibly relocating the people of Pal-in-stein.  This idea was, by the way, celebrated in Israel where I am huge and loved unconditionally.  By everyone.  So much love.  They are a lovely people who love me.  And I love them too, but not as much as they love me!  Anyway my plan was to never forcibly relocate anyone.  I am trying to prevent deaths in, this, my newest humanitarian project,, Trump’s Gazaza Strip of Middle Eastern Peace on the Riviera. 

What I meant to say by relocate was take a page out of the America’s past, when America was great.  And will be again.  That is like my whole slogan now.  Make America Great Again.  Now that is a good slogan.  It means whatever you want it to mean, fundamentally it is meaningless.  Whatever you want capital g Great to be, what Great means to you, it becomes that.  I thought of that all by myself.  It is fake news that I stiffed some ad agency to come up with that one.  It was me, all me baby.  You are a white supremacist and Great means to you that America is a white only nation, then BAM, you are enabled!  Make your country Great!  You are poor, repressed minority and Great means that you have the jobs and tools to make your life better for your family, then make your country Great!  It is everything to everyone.  Great is such a great word for inclusion.  Everyone wants to be included and Great.  Something those stupid liberals haven’t figured out yet.   

By taking a page from America’s rich history and I am talking about reservations.  You know those Great (see what I did there) places where we let the Indians live by their own rules.  I am not even sure they have to pay taxes to live in my America.  That is such a sweet setup.  I haven’t paid any taxes in 50 years or longer and I am not even Indian.  Just too smart to pay taxes that is why I was elected 2 times to the office of the President.  Not Elon!  Anyway, I am talking about setting up some nice Palestinian Reservations, somewhere away from Gagaza and Israel, while the rebuilding will take place.  Just like the indian reservations are right now, far away from the white man, so they can practice whatever pagan rituals that are an affront to my evangelical Christian religion and not pay taxes, or vote in any meaningful capacity.  We want for the Palestine people the same as the Native Indians.  A place they can call their own and far away from the people who are frightened or threatened by them.  I think this place should be in Jordan or Egypt.  Maybe that Sahara Desert I keep hearing about.  No one lives there.  It’s like a gift to the palestinian people.  On the trail there, there will be tears.  Tears of happiness.