I was thinking about groceries and prices and stuff like that last night around 2:43am after screaming at the host from MSCNN that I hate for about an hour, you know the one with the horse face. Then, It hits me like a bullet in the earlobe. I HAVE NEVAR BROUGHT A SINGLE GROCERIE EVER PEROID Like I can’t even figure out that a grocerie is! I have no concept about that concept at all. The Tv people told me that grocerie prices were a big deal so I said that I could lower them, but you know I can’t lower something that I have never had any experience with so I call up my buddy Loen and ask him and he says he doesn’t know what the hell groceries are either. So now you have the two smartest guys in the room, but I am much smarter though because contrary to popular belief I am the POTUS and he is not. I can’t stand when I see those little cartoons on reddit or toktik that say President Musk, HE WAS NOT ELECTED I WAS. Anyway, neither one of us know what a grocerie is. It can’t be that important if I don’t even know what it is. Why are these crybaby people all crying about.

So it looks like grocerie prices are a thing (not sure why) and I have to find some way to lower them (not sure why). I remember saying that it would be hard, that at least gives me an out that I can use. My dad always told me, Donnie, if you can’t produce any results then at least give yourself an out so the blame can fall on someone else, especially the minorities. Then it hits me, tariffs. I love that word. Those have to be the key. Maybe I can use tariffs to bring down these prices. I mean I hear all the time on the fake news channels I am causing higher prices dues to my perfect executive orders, that have worked 100% so far without causing any major disruptions and that I have not had to walk back or have had any pushback on at all from anyone. So I am thinking that somehow if I tariff the place where you purchase groceries then that will drive prices down. This is so perfect. The store will pay more for the goods they have to sell and that will 100% drop prices for the people who shop there. Man, I am so smart. I wish I could just tariff people directly, so they have to pay for my greatness that right now I am giving away pretty much for free.