Back in my first very successful term of being the President of the United States I often wondered to myself. Donny, how do you get on money. Like I see other successful presidents on money and I am not on the money. I am the most successful president there ever was or even will be if there aren’t any more elections. Back then, I am not sure what year it was back then, I asked my treasures guy, Steve-O Munchkin how do I get on the money. And let me tell you, I know a lot about money, I have a lot. So much that I am actually the richest person in the world. I don’t like to broadcast it that much, but I have much more than that Bozo guy from Brazil. So I ask munchkin and he says that money, it’s like tough to change. There has to be committees and discussions and agreement. I don’t know about any of those things! I don’t want to know about them!! I want to sign a big executive order in with my big fat marker to put me on the money. Secretly I hope that Musk doesn’t take my markers away. I have them made special for me and they cost much more than a regular marker. I told that pen company. Make it look rich I told them and they made it look rich, so much so that they now cost $512 per marker. If Ivon saw that with his DODGE he would shit himself like I do. I can’t have him finding out and taking my taxpayer funded markers away.

So it looks like I will never get on the money, unless I issue my own money. I was thinking back in the day that I would just make what I liked to call, TrumpBux. They are just like a dollar, but bigger and have me on the front instead of that guy also Trump Tower would be on the back. So that was looking good and then Don Jr. said how are we going to 1 get people to use these instead of just regular dollars and 2 how are we going to print them. I said, hey I am in charge around here and I can just have the Treasury department print a few hundred of these TrumpBux and see if someone could spend them. Turns out I can’t do that either. I can’t believe that I can’t just write down whatever comes into my head and make it a reality. It was at that point, back then, that I promised to myself that when I got to be president again that I would not let nonsense things like CONGRESS and the JUSTICE DEPARTMENT stop me.

I still really want to be on the money though. That scam I had Jared come with $TRUMP meme coins was pretty good. I’m still not on it though.