I was just thinking to myself about how to solve this middle east problem they got going on and I thought about how I solved, by myself, the problem in Atlantic City all those years ago. There just isn’t anything to do over there worthwhile. So Here I Am. Looking at the map and thinking, Donnie, what is it that the middle east needs. And I reply, they need entertainment baby! Hard, driving, excitement! I’m talkin’ casinos. I’m talkin’ hookers and blackjack! Bars and dance clubs. Just like I had back in the day in Atlantic City. Also, by the way, my casinos. HUGE SUCCESS. In fact, I believe they are still standing to this day making money for whomever owns them since my dad made me sell them at a huge profit. I remember those days. Hookers.

Anyway, now I have the concept of a plan. So now what can I do to get this project off the ground. First you need land, drill baby drill! So now I am looking at that map. Trying to figure out that that little star is. You know, the one at the bottom, with the points. That always trips me up. So I am thinking. Where in the middle east do they like Americans and have a huge parcel of land that is just right to occup… I mean take ov…. REDEVLOP. So I am staring at the map hard, like giving it the stare like my official white house portrait. That is a classic pose, you see my eyes in that one? They give me the creeps, at night, when I walk past it. They like follow you around. Creepy. Back to the map. I see Iraq and think that is no good. They used to like me, but now don’t. I don’t know why, I am a very likeable guy. Just ask the hookers. Then I see Iran, and that’s no good. There doesn’t appear to be anywhere and I started to get SAD. BUT I’M A WINNER! I CAN’T STOP JUST BECAUSE SOME STUPID MAP WITH ITS STUPID DEI STAR TELLS ME NO! Then it hits me. The Jews, they love me! They can’t get enough of the Donald. American’s have been supporting Israel in that Gagaza conflict, so they love the america over there in that holyland. I look more closely at that map. I try to ignore that star this time and look very closely and I see it. Gagaza.

Except it is miss-spelled on the map as Gaza, but I know it’s really Gagaza since that was how it was spelled in one of these daily intelligence tests that they give me each day, which I pass. I don’t know why they keep giving them to me every day. I keep telling them I am the most intelligent president ever, but they keep giving me these tests, which I pass. Anyway I heard on FOXNews that this Gagaza place is like totally leveled and needs help to rebuild and I jump up and start foaming at the mouth. I am tops at rebuidling. You know how many times I needed to rebuild my businesses after their massive success? Many, many times. SO I think that maybe they will let me over there and build Gagaza into something that the world can be proud of. A middle east French Riveria. It’s like on an ocean or something? Maybe a great lake. I am not sure, but weather.com says that they have a nice climate so it just needs some of that old Trump know-how to redevelop this property. According to my briefs, this Gagaza place is totally not inhabited and ready to be occupied, by contractors and builders, which there are many that I know and would jump at the chance to work with me again.

I then remembered that I have a meeting with the leader of Israel, Benny Neit-a-ha-new. What a conciduince! I am not sure of the spelling on that one. I’m american, not websters dictionary. What a good surprise that would be if I just announced my new concept without informing anyone at our press conference! That would be like the best surprise to the Ben and the people of Israel. A gift that keeps on giving. Then I start thinking about that movie that they always play around Christmas time. The one with Jimmy Cagney. I think it is about ringing bells and flower petals. A total snoozefest all the way. There is this one part though. In the middle. They show the new town, Potterville. That is place that I can really get behind. Maybe I can rename Gagaza to Trumpville when I done taking it over, to rebuild. Hookers.