So one of the things that I most regret is that I never really got to live out that Hollywood lifestyle and make a lot of documentaries about stuff.  Like, I was in that documentary Home Alone you know.  That was fun.  It was an after school special I think.  Something about latch key kids.  Remember them?  I don’t but apparently they were a thing back then when I was in that.  Kevin McDonalds, what a hoot!  When he slaps his face and screams like I do whenever someone mentions the Epstein files around me.  Anyway, I was watching TBS the other day and I saw that Home Alone was on and since I love seeing myself I got caught up on getting a glimpse of myself on the TV just like the TV people!  You know, I was nominated for an Oscar or Emmy (PS – I prefer Emmy to Oscar if you get my grift!) for my performance on that.  Best Supporting Actor who would later become President.  I even made a speech on the Oscars or Emmy stage and everything.  Anyway, so what happens?  I’M NOT THERE!  They cut my whole award winning performance where I show that Kevin McDonalds where the lobby is or his house or parents.  I am a bit fuzzy on what exactly I was doing because I AM NOT THERE ANYMORE.  This has to be some kind of DEMOLIBTARD WOKE DEI CENSORSHIP!  This is an outrage!  I immediately called my best friend and major campaign donor, Larry “Movieman” Ellison.  I think he runs a network or something.  Super rich and probably in the files if you get my grift.  Anyway, he told me that it wasn’t a WOKE DEI LIBROTARD PLOT, but I was cut to make room for more commercials or something.  That is okay because money.  I told him that from now on he needed to cut something else out.  Like Tom Curry or something and NOT ME.

So while I had him on the phone and because I am president I told him that he needed to make a new RUSH HOUR.  Like that is my favorite series of documentary detailing the problems of our very much respected around the world police force handling traffic issues with a fish out of water angle that is just too good.  You know, they were directed by my favorite director of all time.  Bret Ratty, a tremendous director.  People said he was “controversial,” which is Hollywood code for “acts exactly like everyone else there.”  Honestly, he reminded me of myself.  He’s a guy who really knows how to grab a pussy.  That’s why I like him so much.  Anyway, the one thing I didn’t like was the DEI casting of Chris Rock in there.  I told them that when they “greenlight” this new RUSH HOUR they had to get a new Chris Rock, but a white one and not some DEI hire because he is black or something.  Maybe Louis CK?  He seems like a good replacement.  That other guy is OK in my book though, Jackie Chin.  NOT A DEI HIRE.  He is like the new mouthpiece for the PRC and that makes him untouchable, so I respect that.  I don’t want to piss off SHE SINGS PING again.  Anyway, this is how I am trying to break into the documentary business.  Calling up my rich donors and telling them I will stop supporting their interests unless they give me something in return.  WINNING BABY! 

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