Parody of “White Flag” by Dido

[Verse 1]
I know you think I was on that plane,
But I’ve told the world again and again.
Those flight logs are just a hoax,
I was golfing, folks — that’s no joke.

[Pre-Chorus]
And though the cameras caught my face,
I’ll just shout “deep state!” to save my base.
The lies are bigger than the facts,
I’ve got excuses stacked.

[Chorus]
I will go down with this spin,
I’ll blame the FBI again.
And in denial, hold my head high,
And I’ll scream “Epstein never died!”

I’ll wave the False Flag like a shield,
Pretend the truth will stay concealed.
I’ll sell the story, loud and crass,
While tweeting “No collusion!” fast.

[Verse 2]
I know the pictures look really bad,
But Photoshop is what the libs all had.
That island trip was a setup scheme,
Believe me, folks — it’s fake, not real.

[Pre-Chorus]
And if the press asks me again,
I’ll just attack them, call them “fake CNN.”
The more they push, the more I’ll lie,
And never testify.

[Chorus]
I will go down with this spin,
I’ll blame the FBI again.
And in denial, hold my head high,
And I’ll scream “Epstein never died!”

I’ll wave the False Flag like a shield,
Pretend the truth will stay concealed.
I’ll sell the story, loud and crass,
While tweeting “No collusion!” fast.

[Bridge]
The truth is something I’ll never say,
I’ll keep on gaslighting every day.
History books will write what they may,
But MAGA’s here to stay…

[Final Chorus / Outro]
I will go down with this spin,
I’ll never say that I was in.
And as the headlines tear apart,
I’ll just scream louder from my heart.

I’ll wave the False Flag in the night,
Declare I’m always in the right.
A martyr in my own defense,
While tweeting nonsense ever since