I really love that GOP guy in the congress.  That leader guy.  You know, Don Johnson. He was great when he like was the FREELY AND FAIRLY ELECTED representative of Miami Vice and He was great in the documentary that I watched over labor day when I disappeared for like a week or something.  It was called A Boy and His Dog. Totally real, by the way, no DEMOLIB FAKE AI TRICKERY. It was really great.  Just Don Johnson in a post-Trump world, guided by a talking dog to find women. I was reminded of my Epstein days. We even have the same name.  Makes me tear up.  TWO THUMBS WAY UP! 

Anyway, that GOP guy!  He proved that I was the REAL KASNOV but not for Mother Russia but for the DOJ or FBI or CIA or KBB or something with a bunch of letters in it.  Turns out that I was actually a DEEP UNDERCOVER agent working against that nasty Jeffery Epstein, my very good friend and a man I loved very much.  Who knew he was some kind of pedophile? Can you believe it? I CAN’T.  As soon as I found out about this outrage and confirmed it personally with several research trips to his island and a few complimentary back rubs I reported my findings directly to my handler (DOJ, FBI, CIA maybe KBB? Not sure) NOT PUTIN! FAKE NEWS! And just like that, arrested, gone, boom. On my orders. Turns out he was a PEDOLIB all along! I was never friends with Epstein, except for when I was his best friend. Nobody had a better friend than me! Just ask Jeffery!