So I just keep adding more and more portraits of myself all around this white house. Have I told you how old and smelly it is? It needed a lot of snazzing up. I have been doing all kinds of renovations to the place. The famous oval office has now become the more famous GOLD AMBUSH OFFICE where I keep all my gold knick-knacks that people just give to me and also where I lure world leaders into just too suddenly snap on them and ask if they have ever said THANK YOU to myself or maybe the america? It’s like a spider and fly kind of thing. I am the spider though and they get caught up in my weave. I paved over the really smelly white house rose garden so I can set up my pop up MAGAid tents and sell stuff to the tourists and people who worship me. My next bigly concept is adding a whole ballroom to the white house. DOESN’T MATTER THAT THERE IS ALREADY ONE THERE. This one is going to be really special. The Trump Ballroom it’s going to be called. Anyway, I need a whole slew of new paintings to decorate this 1500% better ballroom that I have planned. I can’t wait until it is done. Do you know how many events I plan to host and charge for in it? So many. So here are some of my concepts for some new and quite frankly much better paintings than what we already have in this old and smelly building. I painted these all by myself.
Things I Thought Up All By Myself 
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