So all the press lately has been on my TRUTHS and TWATS that I spend days crafting into perfect little bits of what I am thinking.  Very digestible, these bits of what I am thinking.  Luckily, Not a lot of mentions of my very successful and history making summit with my pal Vladimir though.  It was history making because I was actually invited onto Russian soil to have this massively successful summit where much got accomplished.  So much.  I licked Putin’s boots and told Him all sorts of flattering things like repeatedly commenting on how handsome He is.  I think He was impressed.  So although it was successful as a photo op and allowing me to suck up to my Boss in person it was not As successful as brokering a piece deal between Ukraine and Russia.  I don’t mind that much though because although I talked up a big game that I would know within 5 Micoseconds of looking Him in the eye that He wanted to make a deal, He told me straight up front that there was no deal days before the meeting when I was calling in my latest Ukraine “intel” to Him as his faithful Servant and Operative, CODENAME: KASNOV.  You know, that should be the title of my next ghostwroten book.  The ART of the ASSET – CODENAME: KASNOV.  I wonder who I can get to ghostwrote this for me?  Is that James Patterson still wroting?  I hear he the best at ghostwroting!

What I don’t like is the very real and tricksey Gavel Newsome all of a sudden copying my very successful and I believe copyrighted TRUTHS and TWATS that I blast out every 15 minutes.  I WORKED VERY HARD ON THESE AND I DON’T LIKE THAT MY HARD WORK IS BEING STOLLEN BY A LIBOTARD.  ALSO HE IS NOT AMERICAS FAVORITE GOVERNOR, THAT IS ME!  I don’t like this at all.  People are taking his twats so seriously now.  In fact I am worried that they might actually confuse his twat with mine!  I mean I was confused at first too.  I saw that first one and like I was like, when did I write this?  I couldn’t believe what I had possibly written!  Why would I draw attention to my very small and childlike hands and feet!  I was stressing out for hours wondering if I was missing time and having more blackouts before someone explained that it was actually that failure of a state governor, Gavel Newsome writing in my Signature stile.  The stile that is so perfect and is like my signature.  Also he keeps Wroting about how I need to release the Epstein files!  It make me look like I am Wroting about releasing the Epstein files and that is something I don’t want!  This is a disaster!  How is that he can Wrote these so closely to my stile?   I use all of my Learning and Experience on these TRUTHS and TWATS.  He doesn’t even have close to my learning and experience!  Everything he writes is just like me and sometimes even makes more sense that I do!  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!  Get me that Allen Thelateshowitz on the phone RIGHT NOW! I WANNA SUE THAT NEWSOME FOR TWAT COPYING.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.