You know what I don’t want to see?  Homeless people being homeless on the way to my many, many golf outings that cost the taxpayers like 1.5 million dollars per trip.  That is like 80K per hole!  Amazing!  I wish my clubs would really bring in these dollars for real, then I could probably retire for a change.  But I am pretty sure that like all my endeavors, the golf clubs are probably losing money unless I golf there and keep them afloat with fat government money.  BILL, BABY BILL!  Anyway, I am being driven to my golfing day and what do I spy with my little eye?  HOMELESS CRIMINALS!  In the DC no less!  This is an OUTRAGE!  I thought that Kristie Noel was taking care of this problem of homeless illegals immigrants!  Wait, are you telling me that some non illegals immigrants are homeless?  This is just confusing to me.  Like, due to my super strong economy there should not be like any homeless in the america?  The jobs report proves it with like a 1500% increase in employment since I took office.  Best increase ever in the history of the america.  These are the new numbers since I fired that last guy, Statistics McFakerton.  Funny, that is like the same number that I think I told the drug companies to lower their drug prices for the people of the america in another diversion attempt away from the Epstein files.  DID IT WORK?  TELL ME IT WORKED!

So I don’t like seeing real people with real problems because it reminds me of how uneffective I really am.  Also I am a little worried about something I heard called Hoovervilles.  Seems like back in the day when some guy named Harvey Hoover was president, maybe 20 years ago?  Not sure.  There was like a great depression caused by something?  Black Monday or a dust bowl or something.  I’ll tell you what, we won’t have a Black Monday around here because I have singlehandedly eliminated DEI in the america!  Anyway, correctly, he decided to use tariffs to get the america out of the depression.  I am pretty sure that it was 1500% successful because the next thing someone is telling me is that huge camps were set up around DC and other places and they were called Hoovervilles, named after that tariff loving guy, Herbie Hoover because they loved the tariffs so much.  There was no way that tariffs hindered the recovery from the great depression and probably speeded up the building of these great Hoovervilles.  I think that they probably eventually became great cities like Chicago or Mar-A-LOG-o.  So you see, I’ll solve the homeless crisis by creating large Trumpvilles, probably in South America, and my newly formed ICE (coolest name ever) FORCE will deport all these homeless to TRUMPVILLE, where prosperity is just around the corner!  I thought of that all by myself and did not steal it from that Hoover vacuum guy.