You know, at my heart, I’m a builder.  Like, real estate is my passion.  Building stuff.  That is what I was groomed for by my daddy.  Donny he always said, that is what he called me, Donny.  Donny, if you ain’t building you are wasting my time and yours is what he told me.  So I pretty much feel like this whole job of being President of the america is pretty much a big old waste of time.  Kind of like a hobby.  Like golf.  That is why I take so many golf vacations.  I need to spread myself around all of my hobbies.  Right now, the hobby of being President was like taking too much time away from my golf hobby and I would really like them to be about 50/50.  Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.  But it makes building stuff a little harder.  It seems like people don’t want a part-time President!  So now I have to spend most of my days doing little odd projects around this old and smelly white house just to make my time worth something.  Right now that is mostly tearing down all the beloved historical areas of the white house and replacing them with gold plated crap or gift shops. 

So one of my main projects was digging up that Kennedy Rose Garden that people love so much and replacing it an ultra-modern concrete patio.  Everyone is up in arms about this!  I don’t know why?  Roses smell like poop you know.  Also I hate that it is called the Kennedy Rose Garden.  You know.  I can’t figure out why these Kennedies are so loved by the america?  It’s totally baffling to me.  Like JFK gets a complete pass on everything wrong he ever did and I get 1 trip to the island for some shoulder rubs and all of a sudden I am on Epstein’s “list” and everyone is calling for its release!  What is this, some kind of which hunt!?  That is typical woke democrap logic for you.  So this rose garden is like where we host a lot of stuff and it is just a lot of roses and grass.  People seem to like it though.  I DON’T.  Last time I was out there I stepped in some poop that was left there when we let Don Jr out for his nightly run.  I really wish he would get married so someone would clean up after him when we let him out to do his business.  That was the last straw!  I was tired of having my shoes and high heels getting stuck in the mud and poop.  I am tired of smelling poop all of time!  Those roses have to go!  Also, I wanted a nice place to set up tents and stuff for my MAGAid pop up store that I want to set up so I don’t have to rely just on my webstore, http://www.thegreatestgrifteverfuckamerica.gov to sell my tariff exempt china made MAGA crap.  There are like free tours of the white house and for some reason they are free because I guess the people of the america own the white house even though I am the one living there.  So like the tours are free, if it was up to me I would charge a lot of money to visit here, but they are still free.  BAFFLING.  That is a word that I really hate.  Free.  If I set up this pop up store on the Does Not Smell Like Poop Trump Patio (formally known as the Kennedy Rose Garden) then I could get some extra sales and it would keep Don Jr from doing his business where we have state hosted events and 50% off sales.