Can you believe it?  I can’t!  The real perpetrator, or “perp” as I hear it called by the TV People was Obiden all along!  It’s totally unbelievable!  Turns out that nasty ex-lesser president, Obiden was the real Kasnov all along and not me!  He was the Russian agent that was being handled by that hurtful and not at all cooperative Putin!  He was the agent!  NOT ME EVER!  I was just the guy eating hamburgers and saving the america, one Big Mac at a time. 

I ordered that Russian fangirl, Tulsa Glibbard to dig up any and all dirt on anyone to get this Epstein heat off me.  For some reason my crazy base, MAGA, don’t want to drop this whole Epstein thing.  It’s like they are like rabid pitbills with a baby.  Just DROP IT already, it’s DEAD.  I have already told you lots of times already that Epstein never named me in his list and that in fact, there was no list.  Never was. Totally fake!  Fabricated!  Possibly holograms!  So give it up already.  Wasn’t it enough that I released all of the Marvin Luther Crown Jr’s FBI files as a smokescreen to deflect this Epstein thing two?  I thought for sure that naming him as a Kasnov two would be enough!  You know, the MLK was a commie!  Vacuum Hoover said so!  I read… I mean I looked… I mean I threw in the trash that summary Cash Money gave me to read.  That didn’t work so Now I have to show everyone that Obiden was a Kasnov.  NOT ME!  I really hope this gets this crazy conspiracy people off my back.  You know, you’d think that these people would be smart.  They were always coming up with WILD stories about the libtards and it always worked in my favor.  Now I get it!  They get an idea stuck in their stupid heads and they just won’t let it go.  I am really starting to hate those people.  Even my Proud Boyz, ZTAND BY, are against me now.  I never would have ever believed that my own brownshirts would have ever turned against me.  Et tu Stewie Roadie?  That’s a fancy language thing I once saw tattooed on a wrestler.  Probably French.  Anyway, I got to get this stain of Epstein off my pants!  Who else can I release some files on?  Maybe that loser Don Jr?