So the latest lib-o-crat propaganda is that I wrote naughty pictures of women which is outrageous because I totally respect women. Nobody respects them more. I’ve been sued in civil and criminal courts because of how deeply I respect them. That’s just how much respect we’re talking about.  Now, about this naughty picture allegedly drawn by me back in 2003 for my former-former-former best friend Jeffery.  It’s completely fake AI! I’m not even sure AI existed in 2003, but if it did, that’s who wrote it.  My genius tech son, Barron, told me computers can wrote now. He said a rogue future robot probably broke into my office in 2003, stole my Sharpie, and whipped up this scandalous sketch. Then it mailed the drawing, with it’s impeccable handwriting, to Jeffery Epstein care of Fantasy Island Massages, all from my office tower. That’s how advanced the AI is. It even forged my signature but, like, not up top. You know where.  Clearly this was a time-travel AI sent back by Cancer Joe to frame me. Some kind of Picassonator, or maybe a TermiDali? I have seen this in a documentary before, Change the past to rig the future! Classic liberal time-coup.

It won’t work. I’ve never wrote a thing in my life. My name isn’t Donald Rembrandt!

Hey! Check out some amazing doodles I found in my desk drawer!