People just give me gifts all the time.  I must be one of those kinds of people.  You know.  Lucky I guess.  That’s it!  I am a very lucky guy.  Like when that whole Epstein list went missing.  That is how lucky I am.  Anyway, people just give me things all the time and I just put them in my pocket.  Sometimes they look confused, but I just give them my ‘hard stare’ that I learned from that documentary, Paddington.  Did you know that some bears can talk?  I did not know that until I watched that documentary about a lost bear in London or Peru or something.  He was able to talk and eat sandwiches and everything.  I don’t think he was a trick bear either.  Now I kinda wish that Lenny didn’t get blasted by Kristie Noel when he took a swipe at my hand and caused some kind of bruise that still has not gone away to this day.  I keep putting makeup on it but nothing helps.  Lenny was my pet Russian wrestling bear that my FORMER friend and handler, Vladimir Putin gave me as present when I became President of the america the second time.  I was really hoping to have him as my tag-team partner when I eventually triumphally re-entered the squared circle in WWF SMACKDOWN.  We even had an awesome tag-team name.  Bear Force One!  I totally thought up that all by myself and did not steal it from anyone.  Anyway, he died before I could find out if he could talk or save me from the Undertaker.  Russian and Peru are like right next to each other I think.  So it makes sense that Lenny could talk as well.  That makes me SAD.  I could have had another advisor on my cabinet if Lenny could talk like that Paddington.  For a bear, he is like super smart and funny.  Would have been a better pick than that Drinky Pete that is for sure.

Anyway, people just hand me stuff all the time.  Like at this FILA match.  The FILA leader guy, Captain John Rhys-Davies.  I think he is some kind of lesser president.  He like just handed me a medal right up on the stage and I put it in my pocket.  It looked like he wanted it back but too late buddy.  It is mine now.  A present for your favorite President!  People are always handing me things to keep.  Like letters or medals or jewelry or planes.  All these things.  It’s good to be the President sometimes.  I even got to keep their whole FILA trophy one time just because he brought it to the gold office.  I mean it is gold so it was like a perfect fit.  He told me like you should just keep this here, it really ties the room together.  In my head that is exactly what he said.  My ICE (coolest name ever) agents totally stopped him from taking it out of the white house.  Thanks for the housewarming gift!  Possession is like 10/9ths of the law, okay.  MINE!